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Justin Mason, the author of this weblog.

IraqBlog

Dear Raed -- a blog from an Iraqi bloke called Salam Pax. It's amazing to read this; a true, educated, passionate, reasonable voice from inside Iraq.

The trenches and sandbag mountains I wrote about last week are now all over Baghdad. They are not being put there by the army; they are part of the Party's preparations for an insurgence. Each day a different area of Baghdad goes thru the motions. Party members spread in the streets of that area, build the trenches, sit in them polishing their Kalashnikovs and drink tea. The annoyance-factor of these training days depend on the zeal of the party members in that area. Until now the worst was the (14th of Ramadan) street, they stopped cars searched them and asked for ID and military cards, good thing I wasn't going thru that street, I still have not stamped my military papers to show that I have done my reserves training.

Totally off on a tangent, but that street-name reminds me of a line from McCarthy's Bar (extract here):

In Germany once, in the military garrison town of Erlangen, I had a few drinks with three American GIs who were planning to visit England because it would be neat to see where John Lennon and Elvis grew up'. They also wanted to know if they could use dollars, and would the street signs be in English? I tried to tell them about Elvis coming from Tennessee, but it seemed to make them want to kill me. The Twenty-eighth Rule states: Never Get Drunk with Soldiers (particularly in countries where the streets are named after dates).

SHOWDOWN in the CRISIS in the WAR in IRAQ in the GULF

SomethingAwful provide their own inimitable spin on how the potential war in Iraq will be fought, featuring Operation: Fifty Legions of Sardaukar ('Imperial strategists estimate minimal casualties among the Sardaukar troops and allied forces of Baron Tony Blair and House United Kingdom'), and Operation: Winnuke ('US_of_A(NATO) wants to send you the file Dance_Routine(Funny!).wmv.vbs').

Spam about spamming

how unfortunate! I guess this spammer hit the wrong key when selecting which set of addresses to send this mail to...

Joshua,

Here is the harvested list 165 names for telecom central office installation. Put together a email promo that we can send out.

Dad

Subject: Telecom email broadcast marketing
From: "Larry" (spam-protected)
Date: Fri, 7 Feb 2003 07:12:43 -0700 (14:12 GMT)
To: "Joshua Dyer (E-mail)" (spam-protected)

(Here's the full text, headers and all:)

From (spam-protected) Fri Feb 7 17:57:50 2003 Return-Path: (spam-protected) Delivered-To: (spam-protected) Received: from localhost (jalapeno)
by jmason.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id 119CB16F17 for (spam-protected) Fri, 7 Feb 2003 17:57:49 +0000 (GMT) Received: from jalapeno by localhost with IMAP (fetchmail-5.9.0) for (spam-protected) (single-drop); Fri, 07 Feb 2003 17:57:49 +0000 (GMT) Received: from mail.oelsales.com ([216.205.114.98]) by dogma.slashnull.org (8.11.6/8.11.6) with ESMTP id h17Fv7E22990; Fri, 7 Feb 2003 15:57:09 GMT Received: from LARRY by mail.oelsales.com with ESMTP (SMTPD32-7.13) id AF4F931006A; Fri, 07 Feb 2003 08:14:39 -0600 From: "Larry" (spam-protected) To: "Joshua Dyer (E-mail)" (spam-protected) Subject: Telecom email broadcast marketing Date: Fri, 7 Feb 2003 07:12:43 -0700 Message-Id: (spam-protected) MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0503_01C2CE78.4F82BA40" X-Priority: 3 (Normal) X-Msmail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook CWS, Build 9.0.2416 (9.0.2911.0) X-Mimeole: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2800.1106 Importance: Normal X-Spam-Status: No, hits=4.5 required=5.0 tests=BAYES_30,HTML_70_80,HTML_FONT_COLOR_BLUE,
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Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
Joshua,

Here is the harvested list 165 names for telecom central office

installation.

Put together a email promo that we can send out.

Dad

Larry Dyer, President

OEL WORLDWIDE INDUSTRIES : Worldwide Optics PO Box 445 Palmer Lake, CO 80133 websites: www.oelsales.com & www.worldwideoptics.com Corporate: 719 559-0951 Fax: 719 559-0955 National Sales: 800 818-2244
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Joshua,
 
Here=20 is the harvested list 165 names for telecom central office=20 installation.
 
Put=20 together a email promo that we can send out.
 
Dad
 
Larry Dyer,=20 President
OEL=20 WORLDWIDE INDUSTRIES :
Worldwide =
Optics
PO Box 445
Palmer Lake, CO = 80133
Corporate: 719 = 559-0951
Fax: 719 = 559-0955
National Sales: = 800 818-2244

 
 
 
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Jhai Foundation notes bus attack in Laos

The latest Jhai Foundation newsletter notes an attack on a bus in Laos:

Some of you may have heard about a 'terrorist attack' in Laos yesterday. The reports are true. Eight People on a bus and two people on motorcycles were killed after a robbery. Two of them were internationals. Their identities and nationalities have not yet been confirmed. The attackers are thought to be Lao citizens, probably Hmong, possibly still caught up in the war that ended 28 years ago here. This will not be confirmed until they are caught.

This incident took place more than 30 km North of Vang Vieng or about 100 km North of our launch site. This is a sad day in Laos.

Whoa, I think I was on that bus a year ago! As I recall, that area of Laos is still noted for occasional bandit attacks...

Date: 07 Feb 2003 22:29:44 +1100
From: (spam-protected)
To: (spam-protected)
Subject: Jhai Foundation Remote Villages Network Update, Security Issues, New FAQs, Press Visas

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Foundation Remote Villages Network.

An

update from Lee,
New FAQ's,
Security Issues and

If You Need a Press Visa

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p> Jesse Thorn 1 415 225 1665,

Earl Mardle 612 9787 4527,

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Enthusiastic "Ground Level"

support team.

From

Lee Thorn in Laos

Dear friends,

We are on

track and we will launch on 13 February. Lee Felsenstein arrived last

night and is whipping us into shape in his gentle, nerdish way. Ed Gaible

arrived with him and is now up a tree on a mountain above the village

of Phon Kham. All of us - about 40 people between the village and our

staff and volunteers - are working hard and our spirits are high.

A

Sad Day For Laos

Some

of you may have heard about a 'terrorist attack' in Laos yesterday. The

reports are true. Eight People on a bus and two people on motorcycles

were killed after a robbery. Two of them were internationals. Their identities

and nationalities have not yet been confirmed. The attackers are thought

to be Lao citizens, probably Hmong, possibly still caught up in the war

that ended 28 years ago here. This will not be confirmed until they are

caught.

This incident

took place more than 30 km North of Vang Vieng or about 100 km North of

our launch site. This is a sad day in Laos.

Security

Arrangements For The Launch

As I write, Vorasone Dengkayaphichith, our great country coordinator,

is meeting with officials in Hin Heup District and Vientiane Province

to make final arrangements for security for all people at our launch and

party on 13 February. Vor and I know many, many children in the village

of Phon Kham and the other villages and Bounthanh has nieces and nephews,

and sisters and brothers and her parents there, too. Those children will

be safe - and, I believe, we will be safe, too.

Our remote

village project is a sophisticated, appropriate high tech endeavor designed

by Lee Felsenstein and his excellent team specifically for the needs as

expressed by the villagers who are getting the system.

And this

project rests in Jhai Foundation, ... which is a reconciliation organization

which, now, has worked for over five years in Laos, and nearly three,

now, on state-of-the-art IT projects. Jhai Foundation is we people in

it and our relationships - and there are hundreds of us doing something

every day - and we are located all over the world.

Reconciliation,

like peace - and like development - is the opposite of war. Reconciliation

is the process of recognizing our connection - something that always was

and always will be, something very, very valuable. Jhai - in Lao - means

the spirit and energy of connection, as well as hearts and minds working

together ... and many other similar things. It is neutral. It is up to

us how we act, how we respect.

War and peace

are matters of choice. Sometimes we choose to close down and kill. For

this - I know and most Lao people know - you pay until you die. The price

is unbelievably huge. Other times we choose to open up and connect. For

this - thanks to Lao people who teach me about this daily by the way the

are and act - I know you get the chance for joy, the chance to recognize

others as just plain people ... and the chance to know and like yourself.

The choice, it seems, is easy. What shall we take?

In an age

of terrorism - which breeds fear like a virus - it is best to connect.

We choose to connect, to move forward, to do what we can do - with you

A sextet of ales!

subject line of the week -- sounds like the spammer's been listening to Homer's Vocabulary Builder tape:

Subject: < Hi Jm, I am Bella, concupiscent youngster >

Apple’s ‘Bounce To Sender’ a Bad Idea

Matt journals a snippet from Apple's eNews newsletter (originally forwarded by Skip Montanaro on the spambayes list), as follows:

Delivering a One-Two Punch to Spammers

Yes, Mac OS X Mail can help you deliver a staggering blow to spammers. Simply pull down the Mail menu, choose Junk Mail, and select Automatic. The next time you receive email, Mail will move suspect email into a Junk folder.

Now you're ready to deliver a real knockout punch to spammers by taking advantage of yet another potent spam-fighting weapon:

  1. Click on the Junk folder.
  2. Type Command-a to select all of the email in the Junk folder.
  3. Choose Bounce to Sender from the Message menu.

    Mail will return the selected messages to the senders marked User unknown, making them think your email address invalid, encouraging them to drop you from their lists, and, thus, eliminating spam at its source.

Read on for details as to why this does not work (warning: long).

Subject: Bad move, Apple
From: Skip Montanaro (spam-protected)
Date: Thu, 6 Feb 2003 11:45:24 -0600 (17:45 GMT)
To: (spam-protected)

Got this in today's Apple eNews mailing:

  1. Delivering a One-Two Punch to Spammers .........................................

    Yes, Mac OS X Mail can help you deliver a staggering blow to spammers. Simply pull down the Mail menu, choose Junk Mail, and select Automatic. The next time you receive email, Mail will move suspect email into a Junk folder.

    Now you're ready to deliver a real knockout punch to spammers by taking advantage of yet another potent spam-fighting weapon:

  2. Click on the Junk folder.
  3. Type Command-a to select all of the email in the Junk folder.
  4. Choose "Bounce to Sender" from the Message menu.

    Mail will return the selected messages to the senders marked "User unknown," making them think your email address invalid, encouraging them to drop you from their lists, and, thus, eliminating spam at its source.

    http://www.apple.com/macosx/jaguar/mail.html

Justin's comments:

This sounds like an attractive idea at first -- mail 'user unknown' Delivery Status Notifications back to the spammers, and they'll take your address off their lists. However, it doesn't work, and may actually send more noise to non-spammers. Here's why.

  • First of all, most spam these days is sent using one of three
    • originating-address methods. The first is totally randomly generated From, Reply-To and/or Errors-To addresses, typically at a big ISP like Yahoo! or Hotmail. So replying to these with a 'user unknown' DSN will result in nothing more than wasting your own, and that ISP's, bandwidth, as the address never existed anyway.
  • The second method is for the spammers to use a random address plucked from the same 'addresses to spam' list your name is on. So your 'user unknown' DSN will be sent to someone else on the spam-list, increasing the amount of crap they get in their mailbox. Oops.
  • Third is the joe-job. This is where the spammer has deliberately picked the address of someone they dislike, so that a barrage of complaints, legitimate 'user unknown' messages, and -- yes -- forged 'user unknown' messages! -- will be sent to that person. Generally, if an spam-fighter gets joe-jobbed, you can be sure they're doing something right ;)

Next -- even if the spammers were to see your 'user unknown' message, they do not act on it:

  • There is a way for 'user unknown' messages to be communicated back to
    • the spammer (by doing it in the very first SMTP transaction). However, many folks who have tried this method have noted that it has no effect; spamware tools take a 'fire and forget' approach.

      After all, spammers want to send the mail as fast as possible, before they're blocked from the relay or proxy they're abusing, and before the DNSBLs and Razor react. So the method is simply to send as much mail as possible, without waiting for replies, and with as little identifying information as possible (to make it hard for them to be tracked down). In other words, any data coming back from the receiver is worthless to them, and may in fact get them shut down, so must be avoided.

  • Another factor is that, if your address is one of those 'Addresses on CD', you've got hundreds of spammers you'll need to send bounces to (and hope they honour them). Each one of those spammers has a different copy of the address list, so removal from one -- if it happens -- won't help with removal from the others.
  • Yet another aspect is that they do not want to reduce the number of addresses they send to. Spam economics is such that 2,000,000 addresses on CD are worth more than 1,000,000 addresses on CD, and who cares if half of them bounce, 'cos you've paid your money already ;)

So, anyway, that's why sending fake-bounces in response to spam is bad.

One pay-off, however, is that it makes the creation of spam-traps easy:

HOW TO MAKE A SPAM-TRAP

  • Take an old account that gets too much spam, set up an auto-reply saying
    • "this person has moved to (spam-protected) (although probably using a less machine-readable address format).
  • 3 months later, delete the account so it bounces with 'user unknown'. That should clear out all the well-behaved mailing lists.
  • 6 months later, redirect it to yourself and monitor it, to catch the badly-behaved legitimate bulk mailers who do not handle bounces correctly (yes, there's a few of these, unfortunately.)

  • 1 month after that, set up an alias that runs "spamassassin -r". Install Razor, DCC and Pyzor. Set up a Razor account. Fix the old account's addresses so they forward to this alias. Also worth piping it to the Blitzed.org OPM checker.

Hey presto, there's your spam trap!

GNOME 2.2

GNOME 2.2 includes nifty new font technology, I see; including 'drag into ~/.fonts' font installation, at last, thanks to Keith Packard. I especially like this:

Jim Gettys and the GNOME Foundation Board worked with Bitstream, Inc. to arrange the donation of the Vera font family to the Free Software community.

Here's what Vera looks like; very nice. Finally, some decent free fonts -- kudos to Bitstream.

And I see subpixel smoothing is now right in there, in the basic font preferences. Excellent news!

But where TF is the Metacity documentation? Maybe there's none, in the tradition set down over generations of GNOME hacks^Wapplications. (Pet peeve: every command in the default PATH should have a manual page IMO.)

The 'documentation' and 'home page' links I can find all lead to a directory of tarballs. Great. The best result Google can find, after the aforementioned tarballs, is a blog posting complaining about Metacity. Hmm -- scary -- I really don't like the implication that the only way to do my own key-binding prefs, is to run a batch of 15 gconftool commands every time I log in... ah shaggit, I'll use sawfish ;)

(PS: yes, I'm still on GNOME 1. That's what happens when you're stuck on the wrong end of dial-up.)

Crypto: The Crypto Gardening Guide and Planting Tips by Peter Gutmann. Excellent advice on how crypto designers should design protocols so that they can actually get implemented. Also, as a corollary; good tips on common crypto gotchas for implementors to watch out for. Some bonus funnies, too:

Note: PGP adopts each and every bleeding-edge technology that turns up, so it doesn't figure in the above timeline. Looking at this the other way, if you want your design adopted quickly, present it as the solution for an attack on PGP.

A little bit more introduction on some of the items would be worthwhile though. I don't have a clue what OAEP is for example ;)

Auth cookies in SMTP

Jeremy describes a way to kill off 'joe-jobs' -- the practice of forging somebody's address on spam, generally used to get around 'does this user exist' spam-filters, also used to 'punish' folks the spammer doesn't like. Anyway, JZ's suggestion is this:

One of the ideas tossed about was to implement a system that would make it easy for any MTA (Mail Transfer Agent--the programs that deliver e-mail on the Internet) to verify that a message that claims to be from somebody@yahoo.com really is from a yahoo.com user.

This is technically doable. And it might be a good idea. Especially, as I argued, if one of the other big players (AOL or MSN/Hotmail) jumps on board and uses the same technique. If either one began to do the same, I expect that a domino effect would follow. Boom. Instant adoption.

But then he doesn't say how to do this in a way that a spammer can't forge. Dammit. ;)

Anyway, on with the message.

... However, one interesting objection was raised during the debate...

Wouldn't that just cause spammers to prey on domains that are less equipped to 'swallow a few million bounces per hour without breaking a sweat'? (To paraphrase a co-worker.)

Yep, it would -- until those domains also instituted similar systems. Anyway, those domains are victims now anyway; I would say only about 50% of my spam comes from forged Yahoo!, Hotmail or other domains -- the rest uses domains of small ISPs, and the occasional joe-job.

But back to the system. I would guess what Jeremy's talking about is pretty similar to the system Pedro Melo describes in the comments. It consists of 2 components:

  • a header added by the MTA at relay time -- X-Originator-Signature.
    • This contains 'an internal identifier for the person who sent it ..., a timestamp, and a MD5 of those two fields and a third secret passphrase I keep.'
  • a CGI script on a web server, which validates a pasted X-Originator-Signature header against what hashing those values with the secret passphrase produces, and responds 'yea' or 'nay'.

A nifty idea. Jeremy, was that what you were thinking?

SOAP and firewalls

Taking a look at the referrers, I came across Mark O'Neill's weblog, which lists taint.org on the blogroll; Mark's the CTO of Vordel. They have a product called VordelSecure, which seems to be a SOAP firewall proxy, in the same way the Wonderwall product I wrote for Iona was a proxy for CORBA:

When a firewall examines a SOAP request received over HTTP, it might conclude that this is valid HTTP traffic and let it pass. Firewalls tend to be all-or-nothing when it comes to SOAP. A SOAP-level firewall should be capable of:
  1. Identifying if the incoming SOAP request is targeted at a Web service which is intended to be available

  2. Identifying if the content of the SOAP message is valid. This is analogous to what happens at the Network Layer, where IP packet contents are examined. However, at the Application Layer it requires data that the Web service expects.

Cool!

I hear Wonderwall is still around, but rewritten from the ground up. Sorry about that to whoever had to rewrite it ;)

FTC to hold spam summit

FTC to Hold Three Day Public Spam Workshop. 'The Federal Trade Commission will host a three-day 'Spam Forum' Wednesday, April 30 through Friday, May 2, to address the proliferation of unsolicited commercial e-mail and to explore the technical, legal, and financial issues associated with it. The forum will be held at the Federal Trade Commission, 601 New Jersey Avenue, N.W., Washington, D.C. It will be open to the public and preregistration is not required.

A Federal Register notice to be issued shortly says, 'To explore the impact that spam has on consumers' use of e-mail, e-mail marketing and the Internet industry, the Commission will convene a public forum. E-mail marketers, anti-spammers, Internet Service Providers (ISP), ISP abuse department personnel, spam filter operators, other e-mail technology professionals, consumers, consumer groups, and law enforcement officials are especially encouraged to participate.''

Anti-Americanism and Anti-Europeanism

In the last few weeks, there's been a growing discussion of what's being perceived as an 'anti-American' point of view in Europe; see Thomas Friedman on the subject. On the other side, The New York Review of Books carries an interesting essay on this subject: Anti-Europeanism in America. It contains this revealing summary of a December 2002 study:

Asked to choose one of four statements about American versus European approaches to diplomacy and war, 30 percent of Democratic voters but only 6 percent of Republican voters chose 'The Europeans seem to prefer diplomatic solutions over war and that is a positive value Americans could learn from.' By contrast only 13 percent of Democrats but 35 percent of Republicans (the largest single group) chose 'The Europeans are too willing to seek compromise rather than to stand up for freedom even if it means war, and that is a negative thing.'

The divide was even clearer when respondents were asked to pick between two statements about 'the way in which the war on Iraq should be conducted.' Fifty-nine percent of Republicans as opposed to just 33 percent of Democrats chose 'The US must remain in control of all operations and prevent its European allies from limiting the States' room to maneuver.' By contrast, 55 percent of Democrats and just 34 percent of Republicans chose 'It is imperative that the United States allies itself with European countries, even if it limits its ability to make its own decisions.'

It seems a hypothesis worth investigating that actually it's Republicans who are from Mars and Democrats who are from Venus.

Cannabis Economics

and now, on a lighter note, The Observer reports that the 'cannabis economy' in the UK is worth 11 billion UKP a year:

A major new study is being used to advise well known household and high-street companies about the gains and losses they face as cannabis smoking becomes commonplace. Research has revealed that Britain's 'cannabis economy' is worth 5 billion a year in sales alone. Now it has been discovered that a further 6bn of consumer expenditure each year is closely linked to the growing cannabis-users' market.

'Young people between 15 and 30 are very trend-conscious and aspirational,' said Andy Davidson, who commissioned the study for The Research Business International, trend analysts who tracked the spending habits of young people for six months.The study found that cannabis users spend an average of UKP 20 on products that accompany their drug use each time they smoke.

Because smoking cannabis heightens appetite, users are providing a UKP 120 million weekly windfall to a string of takeaway food suppliers, such as Domino and Pizza Hut, and manufacturers of 'munchie' products such as Mars bars and Haribo jellies.

The explosion of Columbia

as everyone knows by now, the space shuttle Columbia has exploded on re-entry over Texas. It's an extremely sad occasion, and a terrible thing to happen.

Lots of people look on space exploration, and the astronauts who do it, as something mundane. No way -- it takes a certain kind of bravery and heroism to do this. Every astronaut (from what I've read) is clearly aware of the odds that the vehicles they use have a large likelihood of suddenly exploding beneath their feet -- and is therefore taking a huge risk on behalf of humanity, and the expansion of human knowledge. They should be viewed as heroes, as a result.

I just hope the ISS project, and manned spaceflight in general, continues...

Some off-beat news links you may not have seen:

Durian fruit

CNN: A box of durian, sprinkled with carpet deodorizer, sparked an aviation alert in Australia on Thursday (via monkeybum):

When they finally found the source of the smell, it was a box of durian, a large, spiny tropical fruit renowned for its fetid aroma. While many people in Southeast Asia consider the durian a delicacy, it is banned from Singapore's subway and some restaurants in the region because of its overpowering smell.

'This wasn't a safety issue, this was gross issue -- no one wants to fly in an airplane that smells like that,' (Virgin Blue boss Brett Godfrey) said. He compared the smell of the gourmet fruit to 'something you'd find in your outdoor dunny' adding that 'it just is the most pungent, disgusting smell.'

No shit -- durian really stinks. I've tried to cultivate the taste for it, but failed miserably. Worse, for 3 hours in the passenger seat from Khao Sok to Surat Thani in Thailand, I was stuck with a selection of 'em by my feet -- no escape!

The nearest thing to their odor is really pungent, cheesy socks. 'foetid' is the word for it.

7.5% of Euro households have broadband

SiliconRepublic: Ireland second last in Europe for broadband. But I think regular readers will know that ;) 'Ireland's already shaky claim to the title European digital hub was looking even more risible than usual today, following the latest internet penetration survey, which shows us to be languishing in second last place out of 16 European countries in terms of broadband internet penetration. '

The usual story -- with quotes from IO's Dave Long -- and that's not surprising. I should imagine things will improve a lot this year, now that the ComReg seems a little more on the job, and eircom have halved their prices.

But the really interesting thing is this: 'Among the survey's other findings were that 7.5pc (12 million) of all European households now subscribed to a broadband internet service. 6.3 million customers signed up for broadband for the first time in 2002 -- an increase of 55pc over 2001. ... It further predicted that a further 7.2 million European homes will acquire broadband for the first time this year, bringing the total to 19.1 million or 11.9pc of total households.'

That's excellent news, and wipes out the FUD put about by some telcos (guess which ones) that there just isn't demand in the current market. Clearly there is strong demand throughout the rest of Europe -- and there really isn't much difference between there and here. In fact, if anything, I reckon there would be more demand here, based on the take-up of other high-tech accessories like mobile phones and games consoles.

Latency and DSL

'It's the Latency, Stupid!', a fantastic article explaining why latency is sometimes more important than simple bandwidth.

This was found via Karl Jeacle's comments on eircom's DSL, which are very illuminating in themselves -- although probably not too interesting for non-Irish folks ;). But the relevant part is the explanation of why they enabled interleaving on eircom's DSL network (summary: to get more reach, as far as I can see).

TWiki

Interesting story of how Inktomi replicated knowledge across multiple, separated geographical offices, while doing it in an efficient, cross-platform, reliable and accessible way: first of all, they use TWiki, and second, it's set up as a DistributedTWiki.

more Watchcam

I found a load of snaps from my Casio Watch Camera that I hadn't uploaded yet. I'd uploaded them, but forgot to add them to CVS ;) Here's a nice one -- a ca. 19th century hygrometer made in the Mason family's opticians shop in Essex Bridge, Dublin, found in the museum at Collins Barracks:

The Onion comes through

U.N. Orders Wonka To Submit To Chocolate Factory Inspections:

UNITED NATIONS -- Responding to pressure from the international community, the U.N. ordered enigmatic candy maker William 'Willy' Wonka to submit to chocolate-factory inspections Monday. 'For years, Wonka has hidden the ominous doings of his research and development facility from the outside world,' U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan said. 'Given the reports of child disappearances, technological advances in glass-elevator transport, and Wonka-run Oompa-Loompa forced-labor camps, the time has come to put an end to three decades of secrecy in the Wonka Empire.'

We Are Made For Higher Timings

a memorable mistranslation found in a guesthouse at Annapurna Base Camp :

Photo of a memorably-mistranslated poster

Help! I'm being underclocked! ;) Perhaps that explained the shortness of breath and dizziness...

(I did some scanning of the hundreds of photos from last year's trip about a month ago, but haven't had a chance to fix 'em all up yet. And I'm not uploading anything until I get to CA and some decent bandwidth.)

Monkey sense (fwd)

A funny letter from New Scientist regarding the use of monkeys to collect specimens in the field, which was pioneered by John Corner in Singapore.

The botanist noticed that local fruit-pickers trained monkeys to collect fruit, and reasoned that a monkey could similarly be trained to collect flowers, leaves and nuts for his own work. The result was the collection of hundreds of otherwise inaccessible specimens -- and this gem:

Travelling with mule and monkey on a narrow path in the uplands, he spied a new and unrecognised flower on a liana hanging from the path, down a near-vertical cliff face too steep for him to climb down. So he instructed the monkey to descend and collect the flower. But the monkey just looked at him questioningly with its head on one side.

'Go down!' repeated the eminent botanist. At which the monkey gave an eloquent shrug, took hold of the liana and pulled it up hand over hand to collect the flower. No human being, said Corner, had ever, before or since, made him feel so much of a fool.

Bank of America ATMs are net-connected!

Boing Boing notes that the SQL Slammer worm 'caused service outages at tens of thousands of Bank of America ATMs and wreaked havoc at Continental Airlines. Apparently, customers at most of the #3 American bank's 13,000 automatic teller machines were unable to process transactions for a period of time.'

Does anyone else find it very scary to contemplate an ATM network connected to the internet, with a sufficiently open set of firewalls that a semi-documented Microsoftish SQL protocol can traverse as far as the ATM servers? Sure, it probably took a few hops, compromising a couple of SQL servers along the way, but each of the firewalls in question must have had that MS-SQL port open for those servers. Yikes.

Someone should teach those guys about network compartmentalization for security; something like an ATM network, where security is hugely essential, should never have a direct IP-based connection to the internet, no matter how many firewalls and gateways are in place.

Spam: NACS: Spam Detection. Great, Catherine's new email system at UCI uses SpamAssassin. Nothing like getting bug reports from your SO ;)

On the other side, though, they've written an excellent set of pages on how to detect and act on the SpamAssassin markup in various MUAs.

deny udp any any eq 1434

it looks like the the latest internet worm is making the rounds, and this one's a biggie. It's been dubbed 'SQLSlammer', since it hammers on the Microsoft SQL ports, attempting to exploit yet another commonly-unpatched 7-month-old MS vulnerability. The best bit: it uses UDP broadcasts to do this, so the traffic load is massive compared to previous worms, so there's lots and lots of backbone hosage as a result. Coverage:

Quick fix: update those router filters to deny all traffic, both UDP and TCP, on port 1434. (you shouldn't need to update the firewall filters of course, because nobody's stupid enough to allow access to open-internet MS SQL traffic, right? ;)

Kim Jong Il, Giant Robot

Kim Jong Il Unfolds Into Giant Robot (Onion). Met up with Paddy Benson last night for a few drinks, and he let me into the secret that The Onion is, once again, officially funny:

'If we add Kim Jong Il's transformation into a giant robot to his already defiant isolationist stance and his country's known nuclear capability, the diplomatic terrain definitely becomes more rocky,' U.S. envoy James Kelly said. 'Kim has made it clear that, if sufficiently threatened, he will not hesitate to use nuclear weapons or his arm-mounted HyperBazooka.'

'We are also forced to consider the possibility that Kim may attempt to robo-meld with other members of the Axis of Evil, forming a MegaMecha-Optima-Robosoldier. Kim would make a powerful right arm -- or even a torso -- for such a mechanism.'

Wotcher Paddy!

Matt Blaze vs master keys

Matt Blaze has posted a very neat exploit against 'weaknesses in most master-keyed lock systems, such as those used by offices, schools, and businesses as well as by some residential facilities (particularly apartment complexes, dormitories, and condominiums). These weaknesses allow anyone with access to the key to a single lock to create easily the master key that opens every lock in the entire system. Creating such a key requires no special skill, leaves behind no evidence, and does not require engaging in recognizably suspicious behavior. The only materials required are a metal file and a small number of blank keys, which are often easy to obtain.'

'The vulnerability was discovered by applying the techniques of cryptanalysis, ordinarily used to break secret codes, to the analysis of mechanical lock design.'

Paper here.

Tardis-noise inventor dies

Daphne Oram, one of the pioneers of electronic music, has died. (BBC)

Almost un-noticed by the wider world, one of the pioneers of electronic music has died. Without Daphne Oram, we may never had known what the Tardis sounded like. Electronic music - as much a part of today's life as whistling a tune to yourself - grew up amid milk bottles, gravel, keys, and yards of magnetic tape and wires. These were the sort of tools typically scattered around the BBC's Radiophonic Workshop in the 1950s and 60s, when they were used to generate wonderful and ethereal sounds for the airwaves. The mother of this great legacy was Daphne Oram. Aged 18, and armed with a passionate interest in sound, music and electronics, she started work at the BBC in 1943 as a sound engineer.

Lotsa SpamConf linkage and commentary

Another good trip report, from 'babbage' at perl.org.

  • Again, and interestingly, quite a few folks agreed with one of SA's core tenets; no single approach (stats, RBLs, rules, distributed hashes) can filter effectively on its own, as spammers will soon figure out a way to subvert that technique. However, if you combine several techniques, they cannot all be subverted at once, so your effectiveness in the face of active attacks is much better.

  • Also interesting to note how everyone working with learning-based approaches commented on how hard it was to persuade 'normal people' to keep a corpus. Let's hope SA's auto-training will work well enough to avoid that problem.

  • in passing -- babbage noted the old canard about Hotmail selling their user database to spammers. That must really piss the Hotmail folks off ;) I think it's much more likely that, with Moore's Law and the modern internet, a dictionary attack *will* find your account eventually.

  • Good tip on the legal angle from John Praed of The Internet Law Group: if a spam misuses the name of a trademarked product like 'Viagra', get a copy to Pfizer pronto. Trademark holders have a particular desire to follow up on infringements like this, as an undefended trademark loses its TM status otherwise.

  • David Berlind, ZDNet executive editor: 'They don't want to be involved (in developing an SMTPng)'. He might say that, but I bet their folks working on sending out their bulk-mailed email newsletters might disagree ;). Legit bulk mail senders have to be involved for it to work, and they will want to be involved, too.

  • Brightmail have a patent on spam honeypots? Must take a look for this sometime.

  • the plural of 'corpus' is 'corpora' ;)

Great report, overall.

It's interesting to see that Infoworld notes that reps from AOL, Yahoo! and MS were all present.

Since the conf, Paul Graham has a new paper up about 'Better Bayesian Filtering', and lists some new tokenization techniques he's using:

  • keep dollar signs, exclamation and most punctuation intact (we do that!)

  • prepend header names to header-mined tokens (us too!)

  • case is preserved (ditto!)

  • keep 'degenerate' tokens; 'Subject:FREE!!!' degenerates to 'Subject:free', to 'FREE!!!', and 'free'. (ditto! well, partly. We use degeneration of tokens, but we keep the degenerate tokens in a separate, prefixed namespace from the non-degenerate ones, as he contemplates in footnote 7. It's worth noting that case-sensitivity didn't work well compared to the database bloat it produced; each token needs to be duplicated into the case-insensitive namespace, but that doubled the database size, and the hit-rate didn't go up nearly enough to make it worthwhile.)

Most of these were also discovered and verified experimentally by SpamBayes, too, BTW.

When we were working on SpamAssassin's Bayesian-ish implementation, we took a scientific approach, and used suggestions from the SpamBayes folks and from the SpamAssassin community on tokenizer and stats-combining techniques. We then tested these experimentally on a test corpus, and posted the results. In almost all cases, our results matched up with the SpamBayes folks' results, which is very nice, in a scientific sense.

(PS: update on the Fly UI story -- 'apis' is not French, it's Latin. oops! Thanks Craig...)

Trip Report from the SpamConf

Kaitlin Duck Sherwood writes a trip report. Good tidbits:

  • many big players in the mail-sending side want to see an SMTPng; a new protocol which is spam-resistant.

  • Jon Praed of the Internet Law Group said that 'better spam filters make his job easier: the more contortions that a spammer goes through to make sure that the messages go through, the easier it is to convince a judge that the spammer knew it was wrong.' Excellent!

Toilet Flies

Andrew McGlinchey writes about a Fly UI: 'I have seen one of the finest instances of user interface design ever, and I saw it in the men's room at Schipol airport in Amsterdam. In each of the urinals, there is a little printed blue fly. It looks a lot like a real fly, but it's definitely iconic - you're not supposed to believe it's a real fly. It's printed near the drain, and slightly to the left.'

I've heard of this one before, and yes, it is an aiming-improvement UI. It started in France around the turn of the century, if I recall correctly. One important fact: it's not a fly -- it's a bee. You see, it's also a visual pun -- the french for 'bee' is 'apis', geddit?

(I'd have commented on the blog, itself, but it's one of those 'create an account to comment' places -- too much trouble!)

He's also spot-on about why tea is big in Ireland: 'The climate is cool, grey and damp. Steady doses of warm drink with a nice gentle caffeine push really keeps you going.' Hey, works in the Himalayas too ;)

UL alert: ‘out-of-office’ autoreplies help burglars

BoingBoing, back in December, forwarded this snippet: 'A report issued by UK-based Infrastructure Forum ('TIF') says spam-savvy thieves are using info from 'out of office' email autoresponders and cross-referencing it with publicly available personal data to target empty homes.'

Criminals are buying huge lists of email addresses over the internet and sending mass-mailings in the hope of receiving 'out of office' auto-responses from workers away on holiday.

By cross-reference such replies with publicly available information from online directories such as 192.com or bt.com, the burglars can often discover the name, address and telephone number of the person on holiday. Tif is advising users to warn their staff to be careful of the information they put in their 'out of office' messages.

"You wouldn't go on holiday with a note pinned to your door saying who you were, how long you were away for and when you were coming back, so why would you put this in an email?" said David Roberts, chief executive at Tif. (via VNUNet)

My take on this? Bullshit.

I mean, how many house burglars (a) have the know-how to set up a fast internet connection, get hold of an addresses CD, and send a spam; and then (b) how often does a Reply-To address on a spam stay active once it's sent -- assuming it ever worked in the first place -- before the ISP whacks their account? I would guess 6 hours at the most, and most spam runs wouldn't even be halfway through by that stage (from what I hear).

Self-promoting bullshit of the highest order I reckon.

Six Degrees Tested

Steppe by Step (Guardian). "I started wondering if (the 'six degrees of separation' theory) was true today. ... So 35 years on from the original experiment, I decided to test out the urban myth on a world stage: how many steps would it really take to get to someone on the other side of the planet?"

The London-based "city girl" author, Lucy Leveugle, makes it in 9 steps (hey, the world has expanded!) to Purev-Ochir Gungaa, a nomadic herdsman in the middle of the steppes of Outer Mongolia. Amazing.

wierd referrers

308 referrer hits from www.xxxstoryarchive.com, 282 from amateur-porn.us, 282 from nude-lesbians.us, etc. Somehow I doubt it. All the hits are 404s, looking for e.g.

nn.nn.nn.nn - - [12/Jan/2003:18:52:13 +0000] GET /pics54754-96 HTTP/1.1 404 284 http://www.celebrity-nude-pics.com/ "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.0.3705)"

Hits from hosts at AT&T WorldNet Services and an SBC PPPoX pool. They're all MSIE 6 on Windows, and it's been going on for a month or so.

Theory: sounds like MSIE's download-to-'view'-offline functionality has bugs; when it hits a 404, maybe it requeues that request but then sends it to entirely the wrong IP.

Alternative theory: it's a pathetically underpowered DDoS. ouch!

Anyone else seen this?

Still Moving

Who knew relocating with a cat could be so tricky? Well, actually, I did. He hates travel. I'm considering just putting him in a crate and handing him off to a courier to do it.

Paul Graham's Spam Conference seems to be doing great; they've moved to a bigger room, and are expecting 480 (!!) attendees.

I still can't make it due to all this movage, but thankfully there's a few SpamAssassin folks going, so we'll still be able to snarf some good tricks with any luck.

In other news, the public mass-check submission run for SpamAssassin 2.50 is about to start; with the new with-bayes and with-net-tests dimensions in the matrix, it's going to be the biggest run yet. Should be fun.

The good news

Frequent drinking cuts heart attack risk (New Scientist). ' Half an alcoholic drink every other day, be it wine, whisky or beer, can reduce the risk of heart attacks by a third, a new study shows. The 12-year study published in The New England Journal of Medicine found that the frequency of drinking was the key to lowering the risk of heart disease, rather than the amount, the type of alcohol, or whether or not it was drunk with food.'

minor bloglet

New Scientist: Turing tests filter spam email. "Simple tests designed to distinguish computers from humans are increasingly being used to clamp down on unsolicited, or 'spam', email advertising."

The article notes that Yahoo! has imposed such a test to block automated account-signup-then-spam bots. (Thankfully -- that might discourage some of the more automated 419 spammers.)

Sorry 'bout the lack of blogging -- very busy 'round here, what with a new SpamAssassin release in the pipeline and a move to the US in the offing...

1 January 1659/60 (Lord’s Day)

Samuel Pepys has a weblog:

This morning (we living lately in the garret,) I rose, put on my suit with great skirts, having not lately worn any other, clothes but them. Went to Mr. Gunning's chapel at Exeter House, where he made a very good sermon.

Anyway, still recovering from the holidays. Hope you all had a good one..

EU DMCA fails – for now

Yahoo!: Deadline Passes for European Digital Copyright Law. 'A deadline for adopting a new EU law on copyright protection has passed with just two member countries signing up, dealing a blow to media and software companies beset by unauthorized duplication of their works across the Internet.' The two countries are Greece and Denmark, which is odd, considering I thought Ireland had do so too.

Other actors in the private sector, such as Internet service providers, have weighed in heavily on the issue, opposing laws that could ultimately hurt consumer rights.

Yay ISPs!

Ireland wins the Nationalist Song Competition

BBC: An Irish republican song, A Nation Once Again, has been voted the world's top tune according to a BBC World Service poll. 'Following a late surge in votes, the Irish sing along crossed the finishing line ahead of a patriotic Hindi song, Vande Mataram.'

'The poll had to deal with people trying to influence the vote through fan sites and spamming.' No shit. The funniest thing about this poll was the way it suddenly stopped being about 'the world's top 10 tunes' and suddenly became 'how many 'net users can each country mobilize to vote for a patriotic song'.

Still, I'm impressed the clicky fingers of the Irish net population (pop. 6 million) managed to beat those of India (pop. 1 billion)!

anti-drug propaganda slips up

Guardian: DrugScope, the drug charity, says that an 'intensive media campaign against the drug ecstasy has led to an increase in cocaine use among young people'. whoops.

'Studies show the reason they no longer use ecstasy is because of the scare stories,' said a spokesman for the charity. 'They haven't seen similar stories about cocaine and their belief is that cocaine is the safer drug. The reality is that cocaine, especially crack cocaine, is a much more harmful drug - it kills more people each year and more people have dependency on it.'

They also add a few UL-busting facts:

DrugScope's guide argues that there are no recorded examples of heroin ever being cut with ground glass ... no drug is instantly addictive and that addiction generally takes several months to develop ... physical withdrawal from heroin is like a bad bout of flu, not a near-death experience.

Aaron’s networking

Aaron's trip to CA comes to a end in a big bang of serious meeting-up.

I read his blog using the rss2mail mail-based news aggregator he wrote (I live in e-mail, especially while I'm still on the wrong side of dialup), and I think this is the most homepage-link-laden blog entry I've ever read. 45 links, count 'em! Wow, I hope he can keep all those name-to-face mappings clear ;)

In other news: it seems that football (proper football, played with feet, ie. soccer) is bad for you: the World Cup penalty shoot-out caused a surge in heart attacks for England fans (New Scientist). Ban Football Now!

Son of Star Wars leaves drivers stranded

Son of Star Wars leaves drivers stranded (Guardian). Interesting collision between military and civvie radio technology.

The upgrading of the security and surveillance systems at (RAF Fylingdales base in Yorkshire, which is planned to be used as a UK base for new US 'Star Wars' projects) ... is knocking out the electrical systems of expensive cars. ... High power radar pulses trigger the immobilising devices of many makes of cars and motorcycles - BMW, Mercedes and Jeep among them. Many have had to be towed out of range of the base before they can be restarted.

Wing Commander Chris Knapman, of RAF Fylingdales, said it was not up to the base to resolve the problem. 'We have had the frequencies we use for a very long time,' he said. 'They are allocated to commercial, military and government users, and the allocation is very tightly controlled. As far as we are concerned, the radars are working on frequencies which are well known, and most car manufacturers take that into account.'

A spokesman for Jeep said: 'The problem is that the government gives manufacturers such a narrow band to operate in - so the radio wave (sic) we use for our key fob is severely restricted.'

Lamest patent prior-art search ever?

AOL patents instant messaging (/.). 'Specifically, any technology that provides 'a network that allows multiple users to see when other users are present and then to communicate with them' is covered.'

The CNet story which /. references points out that the patent was filed in 1997 -- but that's still 6 years after I wrote a similar perl script on the Maths Department UNIX machines in TCD. There's a myriad of similar apps, of the same vintage, too.

The thing I find amazing is this, however -- the AOL patent actually cites prior art in its References section, namely the xhtalk README file, dated 1992. There's nothing different between xhtalk and AOL Instant Messenger apart from the protocol and the look and feel, and those aren't key to the patent.

The US patent office really needs to start reading the patent applications before granting them.

Who 0wnz your government?

Danny reports "the always excellent c't magazine analyses the hypotheticals of the Dutch IP-surveillance scandal:

According to anonymous sources within the Dutch intelligence community, all tapping equipment of the Dutch intelligence services and half the tapping equipment of the national police force, is insecure and is leaking information to Israel. ..."

Yikes. You'd think they'd have learnt from Ireland's mistakes.... this article (update: moved to here) reports that massive back-door use by a third-party government occurred before in similar circumstances, during the Anglo-Irish negotiations of 1985.

For those of you who don't know, these discussions were between the Republic of Ireland and the UK, and took place in London.

In order to allow the negotiating team to contact their government and civil service securely, a million-pound cryptographic system had been bought in order to secure the link between the Irish Embassy in London and the government in Dublin.

Unfortunately, this equipment was thoroughly compromised.

It turns out that the Swiss company from which the equipment was bought, namely Crypto AG, had cooperated with the NSA and the BND (the NSA's German equivalent), to allow them to decipher the traffic trivially. (Judging from the snippet from another article below, sounds like this was done using a known-plaintext attack).

The NSA routinely monitored and deciphered the Irish diplomatic messages. All it took then was for the UK's NSA equivalent, GCHQ, to pull some strings, and the UK government had a distinct advantage in the negotiations from then on.

Another source for details on Crypto AG's breakage is Der Spiegel, issue 36/96, pages 206-207. Here's some snippets:

The secret man (sic) have obviously a great interest to direct the trading of encryption devices into ordered tracks. ... A former employee of Crypto AG reported that he had to coordinate his developments with "people from Bad Godesberg". This was the residence of the "central office for encryption affairs" of the BND, and the service instructed Crypto AG what algorithms to use to create the codes.

Members of the American secret service National Security Agency (NSA) also visited the Crypto AG often. The memorandum of the secret workshop of the Crypto AG in August 1975 on the occasion of the demonstration of a new prototype of an encryption device mentions as a participant the cryptographer of the NSA, Nora Mackebee. ...

Depending on the projected usage area the manipulation on the cryptographic devices were more or less subtle, said Polzer. Some buyers only got simplified code technology according to the motto "for these customers that is sufficient, they don't not need such a good stuff."

In more delicate cases the specialists reached deeper into the cryptographic trick box: The machines prepared in this way enriched the encrypted text with "auxiliary informations" that allowed all who knew this addition to reconstruct the original key. The result was the same: What looked like inpenetrateable secret code to the users of the Crypto-machines, who acted in good faith, was readable with not more than a finger exercise for the informed listener.

Full text here.

So what's the bottom line? Use GPG! ;)

From: Julian Assange (spam-protected)

To: (spam-protected) (spam-protected)
Date: Mon, 14 Oct 1996 13:24:31 +1000 (EST)

Approved: (spam-protected)

Subject: BoS: Crypto AG = Crypto NSA/BNG ?

Thanks to Anonymous for this English translation of the German original.


secret services undermine cryptographic devices


Archive of "DER SPIEGEL" issue 36/96 pages 206-207


"Who is the authorized fourth"

Secret services undermine the protection of cryptographic devices.

Switzerland is a discreet place. Uncounted millions of illegal money find an asylum in the discreet banks of the republic. Here another business can prosper, which does not need any publicity: the production of cryptographic devices.

A top address for tools of secrecy was for several decades the company Crypto AG in Zug. It was founded in 1952 by the legendary Swedish cryptographer Boris Hagelin. Hundreds of thousands of his "Hagelin-machines", pendants of the German "Enigma" devices, were used in World War II on the side of the Allies.

A prospectus of the company states: "In the meantime, the Crypto AG has built up long standing cooperative relations with customers in 130 countries." Crypto AG delivers enciphering devices applicable to voice as well as data networks.

But behind this solid facade the most impudent secret service feint of the century has been staged: German and American services are under suspicion of manipulation of the cryptographic devices of Crypto AG in a way that makes the codes crackable within a very short time, and this allegedly happened until the end of the eighties.

Customers of Crypto AG are many honorable institutions, like the Vatican, as well as countries like Iraq, Iran, Libya, that are at the top of the priority list of U.S. services. At the beginning of the nineties the discreet company was suspected to play an unfair game. What was the source of the "direct precise and undeniable proofs" U.S. president Reagan referred to when he ordered the bombardment of Libya, the country he called the wire puller of the attack against the disco La Belle? Obviously the U.S services were able to read encrypted radio transmissions between Tripoli and its embassy in East Berlin.

Hans Buehler, a sales engineer of Crypto AG, got between the fronts of the secret service war. On March 18, 1992, the unsuspecting tradesman was arrested in Teheran. During the nine and a half months of solitary confinement in a military prison he had to answer over and over again, to whom he leaked the codes of Teheran and the keys of Libya.

In the end Crypto AG paid generously the requested bail of about one million German marks (DM), but dismissed the released Buehler a few weeks later. The reason: Buehlers publicity, "especially during and after his return" was harmful for the company. But Buehler started to ask inconvenient questions and got surprising answers.

Already the ownership of the Crypto AG was diffuse. A "foundation", established by Hagelin, provides according to the company "the best preconditions for the independence of the company".

But a big part of the shares are owned by German owners in changing constellations. Eugen Freiberger, who is the head of the managing board in 1982 and resides in Munich, owns all but 6 of the 6,000 shares of Crypto AG. Josef Bauer, who was elected into managing board in 1970, now states that he, as an authorized tax agent of the Muenchner Treuhandgesellschaft KPMG [Munich trust company], worked due to a "mandate of the Siemens AG". When the Crypto AG could no longer escape the news headlines, an insider said, the German shareholders parted with the high-explosive share.

Some of the changing managers of Crypto AG did work for Siemens before. Rumors, saying that the German secret service BND was hiding behind this engagement, were strongly denied by Crypto AG.

But on the other hand it appeared like the German service had an suspiciously great interest in the prosperity of the Swiss company. In October 1970 a secret meeting of the BND discussed, "how the Swiss company Graettner could be guided nearer to the Crypto AG or could even be incorporated with the Crypto AG." Additionally the service considered, how "the Swedish company Ericsson could be influenced through Siemens to terminate its own cryptographic business."

The secret man have obviously a great interest to direct the trading of encryption devices into ordered tracks. Ernst Polzer*, a former employee of Crypto AG, reported that he had to coordinate his developments with "people from Bad Godesberg". This was the residence of the "central office for encryption affairs" of the BND, and the service instructed Crypto AG what algorithms to use to create the codes. (* name changed by the editor)

Members of the American secret service National Security Agency (NSA) also visited the Crypto AG often. The memorandum of the secret workshop of the Crypto AG in August 1975 on the occasion of the demonstration of a new prototype of an encryption device mentions as a participant the cryptographer of the NSA, Nora Mackebee.

Bob Newman, an engineer of the chip producer Motorola, which cooperated with Crypto AG in the seventies to develop a new generation of electronic encryption machines, knows Mackebee. She was introduced to him as a "counselor".

"The people knew Zug very good and gave travel tips to the Motorola people for the visit at Crypto AG", Newman reported. Polzer also remembers the American "watcher", who strongly demanded the use of certain encryption methods.

Depending on the projected usage area the manipulation on the cryptographic devices were more or less subtle, said Polzer. Some buyers only got simplified code technology according to the motto "for these customers that is sufficient, they don't not need such a good stuff."

In more delicate cases the specialists reached deeper into the cryptographic trick box: The machines prepared in this way enriched the encrypted text with "auxiliary informations" that allowed all who knew this addition to reconstruct the original key. The result was the same: What looked like inpenetrateable secret code to the users of the
Crypto-machines, who acted in good faith, was readable with not more than a finger exercise for the informed listener.

The Crypto AG called such reports "old hearsay" and "pure invention". But the process, that was started by the company against the former employee Buehler, on the grounds that he had said that there might be some truth in the suspicions of the Iranian investigators, surprisingly ended in November of last year.

After the trial, that could have brought embarrassing details to the light, the company agreed to an settlement outside the court. Since that time Buehler is very silent with regard to this case. "He made his fortune financially," presumed an insider of the scene.

"In the industry everybody knows how such affairs will be dealed with," said Polzer, a former colleague of Buehler. "Of course such devices protect against interception by unauthorized third parties, as stated in the prospectus. But the interesting question is: Who is the authorized fourth?"

-- "Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies, The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." - C.S. Lewis, _God in the Dock_ +---------------------+--------------------+----------------------------------+ |Julian Assange RSO | PO Box 2031 BARKER | Secret Analytic Guy Union | (spam-protected) | VIC 3122 AUSTRALIA | finger for PGP key hash ID = | (spam-protected) | FAX +61-3-98199066 | 0619737CCC143F6DEA73E27378933690 | +---------------------+--------------------+----------------------------------+

Bullshitty keynotes: not as easy as they used to be

thanks to blogs, wifi and the web, bullshitting a keynote at a conference isn't quite as easy to pull off as it used to be! From Dan Gillmor's keynote at Supernova, via BoingBoing:

At PCForum, Joe Nacchio, the CEO of Qwest was on-stage, doing a Q and A. Joe was whining about how hard it is to run a phone company these days. Dan (Gillmor) blogged, "Joe's whining." A few moments later, he got an email from someone who wasn't at the conference, someone in Florida, with a link to a page that showed that Joe took $300MM out of the company and has another $4MM to go -- gutting the company as he goes.

Esther Dyson described this as the turning point. The mood turned ugly. The room was full of people reading the blog and everyone stopped being willing to cut Joe any slack.

some spam quickies

I've just found Gary Robinson's blog, which is a bit silly, as boasts the primary source after Paul Graham's'A Plan For Spam' paper for modern Bayesian spamfiltering techniques. I'd only read Gary's page describing the Robinson-combining technique, but he's been doing a good job of blogging the anti-spam world in general recently. Hence, he's made the blogroll ;)

Some choice links from his blog:

First off -- Jon Udell points out why reply-to-whitelist systems are Bad:

The email thread that provoked this message will soon dissolve. Including x@y.com might have been useful, but the moment has passed. If I urgently need to contact x@y.com , I may have to grit my teeth and register to do so. But no ad-hoc communication is going to make it over that activation threshold.

And a different kind of whitelist -- the IronPort Bonded Sender type, from Whitelists: the weapon of choice against spam (ZDNet):

After a one and half months of testing, IronPort identified hundreds of thousands of false-positives. At that rate, the mail generated by IronPort's customers alone, which make up a small percentage of the total amount of e-mail that traverses the Internet, is resulting in over one million false-positives per year.

Hmm. Well, I'm not 100% convinced here -- I did see Amazon.FR, who are apparently Bonded Sender customers, send a promotional mail to a mailing list. I also saw several reports from other places regarding the same mail. How often does a mailing list order goods from an e-commerce site? (But, having said that, that's the only Bonded Sender issue I've seen in about 6 months -- so let's put that down to teething issues, or someone on the list who decided to act up when ordering some goods.)

Spamland.org, a new Wiki for spamfiltering.

Debra Bowen, a California State Senator, is proposing a hardcore new anti-spam bill. "It would bar unsolicited e-mail advertising and allow people who receive it to sue the senders for $500 per transmission. A judge could triple the penalty if he or she decided the violation was intentional. ... 'The ($500) fine's really intended to get a whole generation of computer-savvy folks to help us do the enforcement,' Bowen says. 'Getting rid of spam is never going to be the district attorney's first priority and it shouldn't be."' She notes also that she's "seen estimates that it could grow to 50 percent in the next five years." Too late -- it's already there, as far as I can tell.

FWIW, I like the sound of this -- she's requiring that commercial e-mail senders have an existing verified-opt-in relationship beforehand. Sounds good to me.

And finally, a very interesting set of tests on Robinson-combining strategies. Very interesting, that is, if you're implementing a Bayesian spam filter. Otherwise quite boring. ;)

Cisco file ludicrously lame patent on regexps

from Slashdot: Cisco patents 'Intrusion detection signature analysis using regular expressions and logical operators'.

That is so, so sad. Filed January 15, 1999. There's got to be a stack of prior art.

A google search throws up this trivial example first off -- the use of snoop | egrep 'PATTERN1|PATTERN2|PATTERN3'. More searching reveals Lance Spitzner's page on Intrusion Detection for Checkpoint FW-1, which looks like it was originally written in 1997. The alert.sh script there uses grep(1) plentifully.

wheel re-invention

AT&T reinvent the wheel (via New Scientist). "a user could safely sign up for a monthly email newsletter by specifying the source of the newsletter and limiting it to 12 messages over the next year. If the address fell into the hands of spammers, their messages would be blocked by the software before it reached the user's inbox. 'The 'Single Purpose' address system reduces spam by stopping it right before the user sees it,' says John Ioannidis, at AT&T's research laboratory in New Jersey, US. The software is currently at the prototype stage."

In other words, they've re-written TMDA, The Tagged Message Delivery Agent. Nice one.

Toxic darkness

BBC - the Great Smog of 1952 recalled. "Fifty years ago, a choking cloud enveloped much of London and the Home Counties - a toxic fog which killed at least 4,000 people. Here, Barbara Fewster, 74, recalls the Great Smog of 1952." A very Ballardian tale of this environmental disaster:

After a long time we arrived at Kew Bridge - that's at least 10 miles from Hampstead - when my fiancé called out to me, 'I've lost you, where have you got to?' I must have veered off out of range of the sidelights.

At that point, a milk float passed by and my fiancé told me to get in so we could follow its taillights. He put his foot down. Well, then the milkman disappeared and we could hear the float bouncing over the grass on Kew Green. All I could do was get out of the car and continue walking. We later came across a car that had overtaken us earlier on in the journey - it was up a tree, crashed, and no sign of the occupant.

Spam Never Ends

'Spam' Likely to Clutter E-Mail for Some Time, says Jupiter Research (via Reuters).

"It's getting easier to send spam messages. You can buy a CD-ROM with millions of e-mail addresses for next to nothing and send it out for next to nothing," said Jared Blank, senior analyst at Jupiter.

"Spammers are clever people and there is clearly an arms race between spammers and people trying to prevent spam that just constantly escalates," said Forrester analyst Jim Nail. "Having simple lists of spammers and domains -- that's not enough because spammers change domains or addresses to stay ahead."

So, good news: I have a job. Bad news: well, I think that side is obvious ;)

The mother of all package tours

The mother of all package tours: With the world expecting an attack on Iraq any time now, no one in their right mind would take a holiday there - would they? You'd be suprised, says Johann Hari (Guardian).

A fascinating article, from so many angles -- First, the tourists:

I met Julie and Phil. They seemed an almost comically suburban couple: polite, a little posh, all golf jumpers and floral smocks. But then Phil mentioned that his last holiday had been to North Korea. "Yeah, I've been twice since they opened the borders to tourists. I'm a bit of a celebrity there now. People come up to me in the streets and say, 'Why have you come to our country twice?'." ...

Then there was Hannah. How to explain her? A frightfully well-spoken Englishwoman in her early 50s. When we first met, she dispensed with the small talk to say: "I think Saddam is a great man and the USA is a great big global bully. My theory is that he should be given Kuwait. It's perfectly logical if you look at the map." "I think he's rather handsome too," she went on. "Every woman does really. I'd rather like to inspect his weapon of mass destruction myself."

And the politics:

Talking politics in Iraq is like a magic-eye picture, where you have to let your brain go out of focus, not your eyes. One very distinguished old man in a Mosul souk welcomed me warmly and told me how much he had loved visiting London in the 1970s. After much oblique prodding, he said warmly, "I admire British democracy and freedom." He held my gaze. "I very much admire them."

... As we wandered around, looking at the grim exhibits, one of the soldiers on duty guarding the museum told me that three of his brothers died in that war. Everybody in the country lost somebody - yet it is almost impossible to get anybody to talk about it. They speak in a small number of bloodless stock-phrases.

After more than 10 such encounters, it suddenly hit me that the people of Iraq are not even allowed to grieve their huge numbers of dead in their own way. They are permitted only a regulation measure of state-approved grief, which must be expressed in Saddam's language: that of martyrdom and heroism, rather than wailing agony about the futility of a war which slaughtered more than a million people yet left the borders unchanged and achieved nothing.

Thanks to Ben Walsh for the forwardy goodness.

FROM: BRUNCE IN UK

"I am Mr Brunce Anthony, the bill exchange director at the NATIONAL WESTMINSTER BANK PLC." Yes, it's a 419 from that well-known third-world country, the UK.

(PS: Brunce?! what kind of name is that?! Everyone knows only Americans have that kind of ludicrous given name ;)

Date: Wed, 13 Nov 2002 10:40:51 +0100
From: "Brunce Anthony" (spam-protected)
To: (spam-protected)
Subject: FROM: BRUNCE IN UK

Dear Sir,

I am Mr Brunce Anthony, the bill exchange director at the NATIONAL WESTMINSTER BANK PLC, 135 BISHOPSGATE LONDON EC2M 3UR.

I am writing this letter to solicit for support and assistance from you to carry out this business opportunity in my department. Lying in an inactive account is the sum of

Thirty Million United States Dollars($30,000,000.00)belonging 

to a foreign customer(Stanley Heard),the former President(Bill Clinton's personal physician) and Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health Care Advisory Committee who happens to be deceased.

He died with his wife and two children in a plane crash on Board a small airplane that plunged into a river. Ever since he died the Bank has been expecting his next of kin to come and claim these funds.

To this effect, we cannot release the money unless some one applies for it as the next of kin, as indicated in our Banking Guideline. Unfortunately he has no family member here in the UK or America who are aware of the existence of the money as he was he was a contract physician to the Chairman of Royal Bank of Scotland.

At this juncture I have decided to do business with you in colloboration with

officials that matter in the Bank, to this effect we solicit your assistance, 

in applying as the next of kin, then the money will be proccesed and released to you, as we do not want this money to go into the Bank, Treasury as an unclaimed bill.

The Banking law and guideline stipulate that if such money remains unclaimed for a period of Five years the money will be transfered into the Bank s' Treasury as unclaimed bill. Our request for a Foreigner as a next of kin is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a Foreigner and a British cannot stand as next of kin.

Sir, 15% of the money will be your share as a Foreign partner, while 5% will be for any expenses incured during the transaction, thereafter we would visit your country once the money hits your account for disbursement and investment.

Please reach me at the above email or fax if willing to do business with us.

Best regards,

Mr. Brunce Anthony

Sunday Times vs. spam

Danny O'Brien: Help stop the flood of spam, in the Sunday Times. Great article:

We have had enough of the filth pouring into our mailboxes. Danny O?Brien launches a Doors campaign to clean up e-mail and puts forward a six-point plan involving government, industry and you the reader

DOORS SIX-POINT ACTION PLAN

SOFTWARE MAKERS must improve antispam software, and fast. Filtering spam is good, but only masks the problem. Spam-spotting software must report what and who it has found back to the ISPs, so they can block further spams.

Interesting!

Man uses cell phone to take snap inside schoolgirl’s skirt

Man uses cell phone to take photo up schoolgirl's skirt. You knew it was inevitable.

Police said Hamano was riding behind the girl on an escalator at JR Kashiwa Station when he took out his mobile phone, held it underneath the girl's skirt and took a photo. The girl was alerted to his presence by the noise emitted by the phone camera's shutter. She turned around to catch Hamano with his hands between her legs.

(via 0xdeadbeef, from MDN's "waiwai" section)

Caoimhe Butterly

Guardian: Courage under fire. No matter what you think about what's going on in Israel and Palestine, Caoimhe, and the other international observers, require your support:

Friday was a very close call. Caoimhe was shot in the left thigh as she stood in between a firing IDF tank and three young boys in the street. I spoke to her on the phone shortly after the attack as she lay in her hospital bed. She explained that she had been trying to persuade the IDF, after they shot dead a nine-year-old boy, to stop shooting at the children. They had told her to get out of their way or they would shoot her. It was while she was clearing the children off the streets that she was shot. She is sure she was a direct target; the tank was close by, the soldier pointed his gun at her and fired, and continued to do so as she crawled to an alleyway for shelter.

I asked an IDF spokesman for his explanation. 'We are in the middle of a war and we cannot be responsible for the safety of anyone who has not been coordinated by the IDF to be in the occupied territories right now. While we do not want innocent Palestinians to suffer, or internationals to get hurt, we are trying to ensure the safety of the Israelis and we will not tolerate internationals interfering with IDF operations. It is not the job of internationals to stand in the line of fire, unless they are the son of God, but he hasn't come yet.'

The case of the 500-mile email. (fwd)

A great tale of systems wierdness, via 0xdeadbeef:

'We're having a problem sending email out of the department.' 'What's the problem?' I asked. 'We can't send mail more than 500 miles,' the chairman explained.

Date: Tue, 26 Nov 2002 14:57:40 -0800
From: (spam-protected) (glen mccready)
To: (spam-protected)
Subject: The case of the 500-mile email.

>Forwarded-by: Nev Dull (spam-protected)
>Forwarded-by: Kirk McKusick (spam-protected)
>From: Trey Harris (spam-protected)

Here's a problem that *sounded* impossible... I almost regret posting the story to a wide audience, because it makes a great tale over drinks at a conference. :-) The story is slightly altered in order to protect the guilty, elide over irrelevant and boring details, and generally make the whole thing more entertaining.

I was working in a job running the campus email system some years ago when I got a call from the chairman of the statistics department.

"We're having a problem sending email out of the department."

"What's the problem?" I asked.

"We can't send mail more than 500 miles," the chairman explained.

I choked on my latte. "Come again?"

"We can't send mail farther than 500 miles from here," he repeated. "A little bit more, actually. Call it 520 miles. But no farther."

"Um... Email really doesn't work that way, generally," I said, trying to keep panic out of my voice. One doesn't display panic when speaking to a department chairman, even of a relatively impoverished department like statistics. "What makes you think you can't send mail more than 500 miles?"

"It's not what I *think*," the chairman replied testily. "You see, when we first noticed this happening, a few days ago--"

"You waited a few DAYS?" I interrupted, a tremor tinging my voice. "And you couldn't send email this whole time?"

"We could send email. Just not more than--"

"--500 miles, yes," I finished for him, "I got that. But why didn't you call earlier?"

"Well, we hadn't collected enough data to be sure of what was going on until just now." Right. This is the chairman of *statistics*. "Anyway, I asked one of the geostatisticians to look into it--"

"Geostatisticians..."

"--yes, and she's produced a map showing the radius within which we can send email to be slightly more than 500 miles. There are a number of destinations within that radius that we can't reach, either, or reach sporadically, but we can never email farther than this radius."

"I see," I said, and put my head in my hands. "When did this start? A few days ago, you said, but did anything change in your systems at that time?"

"Well, the consultant came in and patched our server and rebooted it. But I called him, and he said he didn't touch the mail system."

"Okay, let me take a look, and I'll call you back," I said, scarcely believing that I was playing along. It wasn't April Fool's Day. I tried to remember if someone owed me a practical joke.

I logged into their department's server, and sent a few test mails. This was in the Research Triangle of North Carolina, and a test mail to my own account was delivered without a hitch. Ditto for one sent to Richmond, and Atlanta, and Washington. Another to Princeton (400 miles) worked.

But then I tried to send an email to Memphis (600 miles). It failed. Boston, failed. Detroit, failed. I got out my address book and started trying to narrow this down. New York (420 miles) worked, but Providence (580 miles) failed.

I was beginning to wonder if I had lost my sanity. I tried emailing a friend who lived in North Carolina, but whose ISP was in Seattle. Thankfully, it failed. If the problem had had to do with the geography of the human recipient and not his mail server, I think I would have broken down in tears.

Having established that -- unbelievably -- the problem as reported was true, and repeatable, I took a look at the sendmail.cf file. It looked fairly normal. In fact, it looked familiar.

I diffed it against the sendmail.cf in my home directory. It hadn't been altered -- it was a sendmail.cf I had written. And I was fairly certain I hadn't enabled the "FAIL_MAIL_OVER_500_MILES" option. At a loss, I telnetted into the SMTP port. The server happily responded with a SunOS sendmail banner.

Wait a minute... a SunOS sendmail banner? At the time, Sun was still shipping Sendmail 5 with its operating system, even though Sendmail 8 was fairly mature. Being a good system administrator, I had standardized on Sendmail 8. And also being a good system administrator, I had written a sendmail.cf that used the nice long self-documenting option and variable names available in Sendmail 8 rather than the cryptic punctuation-mark codes that had been used in Sendmail 5.

The pieces fell into place, all at once, and I again choked on the dregs of my now-cold latte. When the consultant had "patched the server," he had apparently upgraded the version of SunOS, and in so doing *downgraded* Sendmail. The upgrade helpfully left the sendmail.cf alone, even though it was now the wrong version.

It so happens that Sendmail 5 -- at least, the version that Sun shipped, which had some tweaks -- could deal with the Sendmail 8 sendmail.cf, as most of the rules had at that point remained unaltered. But the new long configuration options -- those it saw as junk, and skipped. And the sendmail binary had no defaults compiled in for most of these, so, finding no suitable settings in the sendmail.cf file, they were set to zero.

One of the settings that was set to zero was the timeout to connect to the remote SMTP server. Some experimentation established that on this particular machine with its typical load, a zero timeout would abort a connect call in slightly over three milliseconds.

An odd feature of our campus network at the time was that it was 100% switched. An outgoing packet wouldn't incur a router delay until hitting the POP and reaching a router on the far side. So time to connect to a lightly-loaded remote host on a nearby network would actually largely be governed by the speed of light distance to the destination rather than by incidental router delays.

Feeling slightly giddy, I typed into my shell:

$ units 1311 units, 63 prefixes

You have: 3 millilightseconds You want: miles

  • 558.84719 / 0.0017893979

"500 miles, or a little bit more."

Trey Harris -- I'm looking for work. If you need a SAGE Level IV with 10 years Perl, tool development, training, and architecture experience, please email me at (spam-protected) I'm willing to relocate for the right opportunity.

My TiVo thinks I’m gay

WSJ: If TiVo Thinks You Are Gay, Here's How to Set It Straight: when a learning "personalisation" algorithm gets it massively wrong.

PS: I think it was Mimi Smartypants who noted that she occasionally misses the odd TV program, just so TiVo doesn't get the wrong idea.

PPS: Joe McNally, who fwded this, notes that IMDB's learner has gone a bit haywire recently, too: "If you liked 'Iris'," it told me the other week, "you'll also enjoy 'Planet of the Apes'." Click further, and apparently you'll also also enjoy 'Pearl Harbour', 'Donnie Darko' and 'Bend It Like Beckham'. Sounds like a game of What Links?

PPPS: all irrelevant in Europe -- TiVo's west-pond-only.

Ireland vs Spam

According to the Minister for Communications, Marine and Natural Resources, Mr. D. Ahern, Ireland will "transpose into Irish law the requirements of European Parliament and Council Directive 2002/58/EC concerning the processing of personal data and the protection of privacy in the electronic communications sector" before the end of 2003.

It will be nice to be able to point to the law, eventually -- for what that's worth. Since most spammers are USian, relaying via other countries, actually acting on the law will not be quite so simple. But it will be an improvement.

[forteana] Hashish ‘fell on to back of army lorry’ (fwd)

Hashish 'fell on to back of army lorry'. "Spain's defence ministry is still at a loss to explain how three-quarters of a tonne of hashish had turned up in an army truck. ... 'Anybody could have put the toxic substance there,' said the defence minister". Don't worry minister, I'm sure the customs officials haven't heard that one before...

Fantastic ending:

But now both he and the armed services are being ruthlessly lampooned by, among others, The Puppet Show News ... Mr Trillo, a member of the strict Opus Dei Catholic lay order, is routinely portrayed as a uniformed pothead whose favourite pastime is getting stoned with the mascot of the Spanish Legion, a little white goat called Blanquita.

As both he and Blanquita mourned the lost Eurofighter by lighting up a giant joint at the weekend, the defence minister declared: "It's the only way to fly."

Date: Tue, 26 Nov 2002 10:43:29 +0000
From: "Martin Adamson" (spam-protected)
To: (spam-protected)
Subject: Hashish 'fell on to back of army lorry'

The Guardian

Hashish 'fell on to back of army lorry'

Giles Tremlett in Madrid Tuesday November 26, 2002

It is a matter, you might say, that is shrouded in dense, aromatic smoke - Spain's defence ministry is still at a loss to explain how three-quarters of a tonne of hashish had turned up in an army truck in the country's north African enclave of Melilla.

Embarrassed officials tried to claim that the troops it has permanently stationed in north Africa would never have succumbed to the temptation of smuggling the region's most important cash crop across the Mediterranean.

The high-quality Moroccan hashish, almost certainly produced in the nearby Rif mountains, was found by police sniffer dogs in the port of Melilla as the truck waited to be shipped to Almeria.

"Anybody could have put the toxic substance there," said the defence minister, Federico Trillo, after explaining that the truck had been parked, unattended, in Melilla's port for about two days.

Local police disagreed. The truck had only been parked there for a few hours, they said. They suggested that the khaki kit bags stuffed full of shrink-wrapped dope could only have come from within the Spanish armed forces.

The questioning of eight uniformed suspects has shed no further light on the case and opposition politicians have called for a full explanation from Mr Trillo.

The drugs bust has done little to improve ties with nearby Morocco, which claims Melilla as its own and is constantly accused by Madrid of turning a blind eye to hashish-smuggling.

The find also came at a troubled time for the newly professional Spanish armed forces, which are failing to attract recruits and retain their aircraft: they lost their only trial version of the £50m Eurofighter in an accident last week.

Mr Trillo, a proud military man and stern Catholic conservative, hoped the standing of the armed forces had improved after special forces ejected six poorly armed Moroccan gendarmes from the Parsley islet over the summer.

But now both he and the armed services are being ruthlessly lampoonedby, among others The Puppet Show News, Spain's equivalent of Spitting Image.

Mr Trillo, a member of the strict Opus Dei Catholic lay order, is routinely portrayed as a uniformed pothead whose favourite pastime is getting stoned with the mascot of the Spanish Legion, a little white goat called Blanquita.

As both he and Blanquita mourned the lost Eurofighter by lighting up a giant joint at the weekend, the defence minister declared: "It's the only way to fly."

Guardian Unlimited © Guardian Newspapers Limited 2002

diary of an autopsy

Sliced liver, anyone? "The first public autopsy in Britain for 170 years brought back vivid memories of medical school - and an acute sense of hunger - for the Guardian's junior doctor Michael Foxton."

"The process of dismemberment is a deeply weird and dysphoric experience, and it is a dangerous border to cross. I remember the first time I had to do it, as a medical student in an operating theatre. It was a man with stomach cancer, who I had been talking to on the ward the morning before his operation. When the surgeon brought his knife down to make the first cut on his belly, it was everything I could do to stop myself reaching out and grabbing his hand to stop him. Doctors have to cross that line. We have to separate the thinking, smiling, family man from the clinical material. If I hadn't done that I couldn't possibly cut a hole and force a huge chest drain tube a centimetre across into a writhing patient on a respiratory ward at three in the morning, without going mad."

who, me?

now that's a great name tag:

‘these children are the main entree for dinner’

I just dug up this classic piece of lunacy from the Montauk UFO contingent. Highly recommended if you like reading this kind of wierdness...

DA: Hmmm. Who do these aliens eat?

AC: They specifically like young human children, that haven't been contaminated like adults. Well, there is a gentleman out giving a lot of information from a source he gets it from, and he says that there is an incredible number of children snatched in this country.

DA: Over 200,000 each year.

AC: And that these children are the main entree for dinner.

yum yum!

**Gore at Hallowe’en**

Blather: I See Dead People, by Mick Cunningham and Dave Walsh. "It's Halloween, it's Trinity College in Dublin, and we're in a packed lecture hall ... for an evening of public lectures entitled "Over Their Dead Bodies... The Secrets That Dead Bodies Tell". And dead bodies speak volumes. "

I went along to this -- it was fantastic stuff, although extremely gory at times. Worth reading, and be thankful they don't have copies of Dr. Harbison's slides.

vote for IrelandOffline

hooray! IrelandOffline (in the person of chairman Dave) has been nominated for the Irish Internet Association's Net Visionary award for Social Inclusion.

Everyone (in Ireland I guess) is entitled to vote, so please, please do so and show your support for our call for decent internet access on this benighted isle.

A Prayer Before Dying

Wired - A Prayer Before Dying: "the astonishing story of a doctor who subjected faith to the rigors of science - and then became a test subject herself", by Po Bronson:

In July 1995, back when AIDS was still a death sentence, psychiatrist Elisabeth Targ and her co-researchers enrolled 20 patients with advanced AIDS in a randomized, double-blind pilot study at the UC San Francisco Medical Center. All patients received standard care, but psychic healers prayed for the 10 in the treatment group. The healers lived an average of 1,500 miles away from the patients. None of the patients knew which group they had been randomly assigned to, and thus whether they were being prayed for. During the six-month study, four of the patients died
  • a typical mortality rate. When the data was unblinded, the researchers learned that the four who had died were in the control group. All 10 who were prayed for were still alive.

But read on -- it's not as simple as all that...

FTC’s ”Spam Harvest”

FTC: "Spam Harvest" Results Reap Help for Consumers Trying To Avoid Spam. Some good prosecutions (yay!):

The FTC alleged that NetSource One and James R. Haddaway, operating as WorldRemove, used spam and the Internet to sell a service they claimed would reduce or eliminate spam from consumers' e-mail. The claims were false. In fact, using an undercover account to test the claims, the FTC found it received more spam after signing up for the service. The agency charged the defendants with violations of the FTC Act.

Plus some good official studies to back up our own, unscientific research:

In an effort to determine what online activities place consumers at risk for receiving spam, Northeast Netforce investigators seeded 175 different locations on the Internet with 250 new, undercover e-mail addresses and monitored the addresses for six weeks. The sites included chat rooms, newsgroups, Web pages, free personal Web-page services, message boards and e-mail service directories. One hundred percent of the e-mail addresses posted in chat rooms received spam; the first received spam only eight minutes after the address was posted. Eighty-six percent of the e-mail addresses posted at newsgroups and Web pages received spam; as did 50 percent of addresses at free personal Web page services; 27 percent from message board postings; and nine percent of e-mail service directories.

Plus, the lie of "targeting":

Spam Harvest partners also found that the type of spam received was not related to the sites where the e-mail addresses were posted. For example, e-mail addresses posted to children's newsgroups received a large amount of adult content and work-at-home spam.

meet the enemy

WSJ: For Bulk E-Mailer, Pestering Millions Offers Path to Profit.

I'm just trying to make a living like everyone else, says Ms. Betterly. ... (she) quickly discovered that she could make a profit if she got as few as 100 responses for every 10 million messages sent for a client, and she figures her income will be $200,000 this year.

And she's based in Tampa, Florida. What is it about Florida?!

(Untitled)

Some folks reckon that mailservers should have reverse DNS -- in other words, that the SMTP server should have a fully-valid forward-to-reverse mapping for its address, to cut down on spam and forgeries. All well and good.

Some other folks reckon that filtering on it is therefore a good way to cut down on spam.

It's a nice idea, apart from 2 things:

  • filtering based on this suffers the same problem some DNSBLs have: a false positive hurts the user, rather than the person who is at fault; also the user is virtually powerless to fix it.

  • the correlation between spam and missing reverse DNS is no longer as strong as it used to be, as far as I can tell; spammers know they should pick a relay or proxy with a reverse DNS entry to get through filters, and as it becomes a requirement for relaying in general, more hosts have this anyway (regardless of exploitability or not).

recommended: Leaky Abstractions

Joel on Software now features a great new article on what he calls "Leaky Abstractions". Some snippets:

  • Even though network libraries like NFS and SMB let you treat files on remote machines "as if" they were local, sometimes the connection becomes very slow or goes down, and the file stops acting like it was local, and as a programmer you have to write code to deal with this. The abstraction of "remote file is the same as local file" leaks. ...

(jm: the 'transparent does not always mean good' problem)

  • Something as simple as iterating over a large two-dimensional array can have radically different performance if you do it horizontally rather than vertically, depending on the "grain of the wood" -- one direction may result in vastly more page faults than the other direction, and page faults are slow. Even assembly programmers are supposed to be allowed to pretend that they have a big flat address space, but virtual memory means it's really just an abstraction, which leaks when there's a page fault and certain memory fetches take way more many nanoseconds than other memory fetches.

(jm: the 'why objects are not always the way to do it' problem)

And finally, he ends with a killer:

Ten years ago, we might have imagined that new programming paradigms would have made programming easier by now. Indeed, the abstractions we've created over the years do allow us to deal with new orders of complexity in software development that we didn't have to deal with ten or fifteen years ago, like GUI programming and network programming. And while these great tools, like modern OO forms-based languages, let us get a lot of work done incredibly quickly, suddenly one day we need to figure out a problem where the abstraction leaked, and it takes 2 weeks. And when you need to hire a programmer to do mostly VB programming, it's not good enough to hire a VB programmer, because they will get completely stuck in tar every time the VB abstraction leaks.

Well said! Read the article!

ICAP

ICAP-server, an (imaginatively-named) daemon which implements ICAP. This seems to be a transcoding proxy server; in other words, it will convert HTML content on the fly, while you browse.

ICAP itself seems to be a protocol for rewriting HTTP responses; in other words, it allows a proxy server to include a small snippet of ICAP client code, and call out to an ICAP server to do the rewriting. Nifty.

Sounds like this could be very handy for low-bandwidth situations; use ICAP to "downshift" web pages into low-bandwidth versions. For example, banner ads can be trimmed out, heavy images converted to small, low-quality JPEGs, etc. One to watch (or help out with).

Ericsson used to have a commercial product which did something similar, but I can't find it now...

Trinity College, home of the Jedi

Trinity College, Dublin is currently embroiled in a minor kerfuffle with Lucasfilm over "an uncanny resemblance between the 18th-century Long Room Library at Trinity, and the "Jedi Archives" in the latest episode of the "Star Wars" epic." (Reuters)

The resemblance really is uncanny -- I noticed it myself on watching the movie, but assumed there must have been a hundred similar libraries around the world. Sounds like Trinity think there's only one after all. Given that it's Trinity, maybe they're right.

Compare: the Jedi archives vs. the Long Room.

the Anti-Telemarketing EGBG Counter-Script

the Anti-Telemarketing EGBG Counter-Script:

Telemarketers make use of a telescript - a guideline for a telephone conversation. This script creates an imbalance in the conversation between the marketer and the consumer. It is this imbalance, most of all, that makes telemarketing successful. The EGBG Counterscript attempts to redress that balance.

Half of the coolness here is the excellent, form/script-based design. Well suitable for printing out and sticking to the wall beside the 'phone...

The Da Ming Hun Yi Tu

I've been reading an article in Edge Magazine, How To Get Rich, by Jared Diamond (author of Guns, Germs and Steel). He investigates more deeply into the differences between cultures, and the effect this has had on their history and dominance, as he did in GG+S; this time with economic might in mind.

For example, he notes that the Chinese, in the middle ages, were a sea-faring nation of astounding skill, exploring most of the coasts of Asia and Africa for trade. They were on the verge of rounding the Cape of Good Hope (and, in the words of Diamond, "colonising Europe" ;) when a new emperor with an anti-Navy bias took power, and recalled them. Since the entirety of China's empire was ruled solely by one power, the emperor, that was that. (Compare with Columbus, who could "shop around" the many superpowers of Europe until his trip across the Atlantic was funded.)

Then, this morning, a pertinent link arrived via Kyle Moffat of forteana: an ancient Chinese map of Africa is now on show in Cape Town (BBC).

The Chinese map, covering more than 17 square metres, was produced in silk. It is thought to be a copy of a map sculpted into rock 20 or 30 years earlier. ...

The Da Ming Hun Yi Tu, or Amalgamated Map of the Great Ming Empire, is a unique snapshot of history. Created in China in 1389, and clearly showing the shape of Africa, more than 100 years before Western explorers and map-makers reached the continent.

BTW, worth noting that I came across the Diamond article from a link in Clay Shirky's guest-blog at Boing Boing. Clay, as usual, is throwing up lots of reading material, which I just don't have time to read ;) so I'm syncing it all to my Palm with Sitescooper. Come on Xerox, where's that electronic paper!?

The top 100 PageRanked CGI scripts

similar to the much-discussed-elsewhere http search trick, which figures out the top 100 websites according to PageRank, here's the top 100 CGI scripts according to PageRank. They're incomplete, since only scripts with "cgi-bin" in the URL will show up, but hey ho. The top ten:

And the winner is:

boo.

more Googlism

let's ask Googlism some hard questions.

Googlism, what is the web?

  • the web is like canada

  • the web is dedicated to breathing life into women's

  • the web is crippling

  • the web is ruined and i ruined it self

OK, what about the internet?

  • the internet is falling

  • the internet is not printed on paper

  • the internet is like is like a penis

  • the internet is no substitute

And Ireland?

  • ireland is dedicated entirely to development aid

  • ireland is at an end

  • ireland is again the "dirty man" of europe when it comes to

  • ireland is not disneyland

  • ireland is british (what?!)

  • ireland is looking for a german inhouse translator

Right. That's quite enough I think...

more on vehicular travel

rOD links to Massholes, an incredible gripe site for residents of Massachusetts to bitch about shitty driving, for example:

Dear Masshole Driver,

WHAT on earth makes you think that making a right hand turn from the left hand lane is a good idea??? Really, I'd like to know.

Signed, The-nice-person-you-totally-cut-off-and-almost-killed

Incredible stuff. Sounds like they could do with the cool innovation recently introduced here -- the "dob-a-dangerous-driver" line (1).

Let's say you're doing what a friend of mine did a few months ago: crossing the road, with your kid in a buggy, at a pedestrian crossing, with the lights in your favour -- then a speeding driver breaks the lights at top speed and nearly totals the pair of you.

This great innovation then allows you to whip out your mobile phone (hey, this is europe, everyone has one (2)), and immediately report the car's registration number -- and 2 weeks later he receives a fine! Hey presto, instant justice. (3)

And in the last week, they've introduced penalty points for bad driving; 12 points and you lose your license. Things can only get better -- for the pedestrians that is, at least. ;)

(1: no, it's not really called that BTW)

(2: except me, that is -- I'm so far ahead of the bleeding edge I've given them up)

(3: well, I'm exagerrating, I think there was more witness and due process involved, but it's pretty close.)

(4: errno==EDANGLE: dangling footnote found)

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ThinkGeek sent me a voucher for 30 bucks. Thanks ThinkGeek (or Sourceforge, I'm not sure which)! So here's what I got:

Mousetrap For Your Fridge Or File Cabinet!

When is the last time you played with your marbles? Welp, dust off your old marble collection (or use the included marbles) and set them on a journey they'll never forget.

You design the marble's treacherous path down the steep slope of your fridge or file cabinet (or any metal surface, as these things are magnetic). You have at your arsenal a combination of chutes, funnels, catapults, spinners and sheer drop offs to arrange according to your mood and tastes.

Give your marble the gift of extreme sports, all in the comfort of your own home or office. Because happy marbles breed happy times...

Too cool. Thanks ThinkGeek/Sourceforge!

(On the other hand, BTW, their chosen shipper for Europe happily charges an extra 6 euros for "import duty". but hey, the toy was free.)

BBC front page for Ireland Offline

man, this is sweet! BBC front page coverage for Ireland Offline...

"Eircom has cited congestion of the network and not enough demand as the arguments against unmetered (internet access)," said Mr (Dave) Long (IO chairman).

BT-owned ESAT is just one of the telecom operators challenging Eircom to offer a wholesale unmetered product.

"There is huge pent-up demand and our ears are sore from listening to our own customers. For Eircom to say there is no demand is condescending and naive," said (Una) McGirr (of ESAT BT).

Maybe what Eircom mean, is that there's not enough demand to outweigh the unfeasibly large revenues they make from metered internet calls...

the ever-tricky ‘getting semen from a gorilla’ problem

(ish!): The management of Sydney's Taronga Zoo has mooted "manual stimulation" of Kibabu the gorilla, in order to grab some monkey semen for artificial insemination.

"I believe it's done in Europe", they say (maybe they're harking back to the days of Weimar Berlin). Zookeepers, being the ones who'd get their hands dirty (so to speak), are -- understandably -- not too keen.

It now looks like something called "electro-ejaculation" will be used instead... sounds painful. (Link from forteana.)

Date: Thu, 31 Oct 2002 07:04:12 +1000
From: Peter Darben (spam-protected)
Subject: Gorilla Wankers

----- (from The Age (Melbourne) 31.10.02)

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2002/10/30/1035683478852.html

Gorilla tactics rejected

October 31 2002 By Phillip Cornford

Kibabu the gorilla's inability to produce offspring has become an embarrassing industrial issue for Taronga Zoo in Sydney.

The zoo management's proposal for an artificial insemination program using manual stimulation of the sedated gorilla was vetoed by zookeepers.

"It was too bloody dangerous," a zookeeper said last night. "What if he woke up?"

Red-faced Taronga officials last night confirmed the masturbation program was proposed last May, but said there had been no further attempt to employ it. "I believe it's done in Europe," a spokesman said. "There's been a lot of discussion on how to get semen from Kibabu for artificial insemination."

Instead, Kibabu - whose harem numbers five females - will probably be stimulated by an electrical device, a process called electro-ejaculation. Kibabu's failure emerged yesterday as about 350 zoo staff planned to stop work at 2pm tomorrow to discuss workplace agreement issues, including wages, working hours, stress and job-related risks.

-----

peter

Googlisms

My googlism: apparently I'm a tool to autoretrieve news from popular, or am I scheduled to be tried on those charges in december? yikes.

Telia.com blocked by AOL for two weeks

Things are getting crazy in the fight against spam: it seems AOL blocked access (for two weeks) to its mailserver from Telia.com, one of Sweden's biggest ISPs (if not the biggest), due to spam.

Attached is an unauthorized translation of an article in the Swedish IDG paper Computer Sweden (web edition, Oct 24), provided by Claes Tullbrink.

Until a (previous) article was published, noting this ban, AOL had not succeeded in contacting Telia to talk about it. Amazing stuff.

Date: Thu, 24 Oct 2002 14:51:19 +0200
From: Claes Tullbrink (spam-protected)
Subject: Telia.com not blocked by AOL any longer

Computer Sweden (in Swedish, password may be required after today):

http://computersweden.idg.se/ArticlePages/200210/24/20021024131806_CS539/20021024131806_CS539.dbp.asp

Oct 24, pm.

For more then two weeks mail from Telia.com was blocked by AOL.

Jocelyn Cole, AOL UK, confirmed the block, which was due to big amounts of spam sent from Telia domains to AOL. The block is now removed, and AOL is cooperating with Telia to find a long term solution to decrease the amount of spam sent from Telia, to protect AOL customers.

Press officer Jan Sjöberg, Telia, says it was the article that solved the issue: a Telia contact person name was mentioned in the article, and it seems
that AOL had read the articles [and *so* and in no other way knew who they could contact? CT]

Jan Sjöberg is still not sure how the block was related to spam: due to spam, reports of spam or a customer's open mail relay. Telia will investigate. [proxies was not mentioned. I don't know if "reports of spam" relates to refusing to accept plain mail reports sent to (spam-protected)

Claes

Blog Is Good

blog is a Good Word -- official. From Bayesian analysis of my mail spool, blog shows up 1525 times in non-spam mail, and never in spam.

Damn those foibles

Over on Boing Boing, Danny O'Brien notes

People who know me well enough, or google well enough, to uncover out my weirder behaviours will know that I can't drive. It's not some high-falutin' statement about the environment. I'm just not very good at remembering which pedal does what.

Well, it's good to hear there's one more out there; me neither. It's become a bit of a worry recently, since I may be moving to LA, which is notoriously one of the most ped-unfriendly places in the world (Antarctica excepted).

But why, you ask? I don't know -- but I think it's a combo of these factors:

  • owning a car in Ireland is phenomenally expensive: due to bizarre traits of the insurance biz over here, it costs about $100-$140 a week to drive a car. That's quite a luxury. For that price, you might as well just take cabs everywhere and let someone else do the hard work.

  • I live more-or-less in Dublin city centre, so walking and cycling does the trick nicely.

  • Dublin's got good public transport for when the weather's bad (see also cabs above).

  • er, laziness.

I guess it may be something I'll have to sort out, at some stage, maybe. Eventually. (Damn that laziness!)

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Bernie Goldbach is currently blogging live from the floor of OPEN_HOUSE_001, Media Lab Europe's inaugural conference.

I'm impressed -- by the technology, that is ;) . He's blogging via email from a Nokia 9210i Communicator, to a Radio weblog, then via XML-RPC to the Kirbycom New Media Cuts Movable Type blog. cool!

Anyway, that's enough of that -- gotta get back to work!