Funny:
BBC: DVD pirate’s pitch ends in arrest:
A man has been arrested after trying to sell counterfeit DVDs – at a Trading Standards Office.
The man had apparently missed the sign on the office in Beehive Lane, Chelmsford, Essex, and asked if anyone would like to buy pirated films. Staff said they were very interested indeed in what he had to sell, but when he realised where he was he ran off, leaving his wares and £210 in cash.
Police later arrested the man in a supermarket in Chelmsford.