Funny: The latest ‘personality test’ page, via forteana — what surreal invention are you? Justin is ‘a hi-fi that looks bigger than it really is!’, and taint.org is ‘a housebrick that keeps your teeth clean and never needs repairing’.
Also — even better — Giant Battle Monsters. Apparently ‘taint.org is a Collosal Man-Eating Plant that breathes Fire, is Susceptible to Electrical Damage and Extremely Hydrophobic, was brought back from a Distant Volcanic Island, has a mean Left Hook, and eats Metal.’