Aaron sez:
It's 1:30AM. Hours ago, my server seemed to stop working. I could ping it, but I couldn't do anything else. We drove over to see what was up. ... I'll just say that everything broke. Repeatedly. ... I think I have a small idea what it's like to be Evan now. This is not what I want to be when I grow up.
Never mind that -- I think you now have an idea what it's like to be an on-call sysadmin ;)