Health: via Forteana, BBC: Invasion of the
Bodysnatchers. It seems the Beeb is producing a new TV series about
parasites, and the PR blitz starts here (and also in The
Sun).
Interestingly, halfway through the BBC article,
there’s this:
Soon after travel writer,
Broughton Coburn, returned from Nepal he began to experience
regular, inexplicable nosebleeds. They continued for three weeks until
an embarrassing encounter in a teashop made him realise that something
was seriously wrong.
As he was being served, the waiter took one look at him and fled in
horror. Broughton chased him down the street urging him to tell him
what was wrong. But the boy would only point, wordlessly, at his nose.
Broughton returned home and sat in trepidation in front of a mirror.
His patience was rewarded when a brown worm-like creature emerged from
his right nostril and looked around.
‘I swear it had two beady eyes on it. And it came out two or three
inches, looked around and then retracted. I thought it was a dream, a
vision of some sort.’
In shock, Broughton rushed off to his doctor who tried to remove the
mysterious creature. But it wasn’t going to give up its home easily.
‘He had this thing pulled out eight or ten inches and I’m looking at it
cross-eyed down the end of my nose, and he’s looking at it, he has a
look of absolute horror on his face. And the thing came off. And there
was this leech.’
This is the same story (modulo minor differences) as this
oft-posted story, ‘A True Story from the Himalayas’, which is
captioned
This is a supposedly true story I received from an associate. I
have no additional evidence as to its veracity but it makes a good tale. — Editor’.
No better way to announce an urban legend!
So is the Beeb printing a UL? Or did an author called Broughton Coburn really pick
up a nose-leech in Nepal shortly after arriving with the Peace Corps, and
before becoming a
successful travel writer? It could be, I suppose…
Update: it’s looking more and more likely, given:
This Hong Kong Medical Journal report on the removal of a large leech from a woman’s nose:
The woman said that one month before her symptoms developed, she swam and washed her face in a stream while hiking. Doctors checked other members of her hiking group and found another leech in the nose of a man who washed his face in the stream, the journal said.
And this NY Times interview with a leech researcher, who notes:
“There are all sorts of things out there like Dinobdella ferox, which
means the terrifying and ferocious leech,” Dr. Siddall said. “It lives
in eastern Bengal, and it will literally crawl up your nose and lodge in
the back of your throat.”
Back to the Broughton Coburn account. An
Amazon reviewer comment notes that this story appeared in Travelers’
Tales Nepal, a book by Rajenda S. Khadka. In addition,
Broughton Coburn has a website
nowadays, so someone could always ask! Finally,
this copy of the full account
has some more research.
While on the subject of Nepal, here’s
an incredible cautionary tale — don’t do the non-tourist treks in
Nepal without a guide, if you value your life:
A wall of furiously churning brown water was racing toward us. Behind it
the lodge by the river where we had lunch an hour earlier was
disintegrating. The water level had increased another ten feet and was
annihilating everything in its path.
yikes. Lots more
great travel stories, including almost swimming in shit, diarrhoea
in a west African minefield, and strangling muggers in Peru on that site,
BTW. And he can write!
Ireland:
Knick Knack Paddy Hack — ‘Paul Clerkin and Mick Cunningham explain
how their crazy-ass website p45.net
suckered the (Irish) media.’
‘the exhilarating whoops and pant-hoots of a troop of Rhesus monkeys’
Humour: This year’s bad sex prizewinners. I think Rod Liddle deserved it, myself, purely for his comment: