Had a very nice long weekend — big BBQ and watching the
fireworks on Friday, some bodyboarding and bodysurfing on Sunday. Very
relaxing. Now back to work. :(
Ben
Hammersley notes ‘the All Time Perfect Daily Mail Story’:
Asylum Seekers Eat Queen’s Swans:
A major investigation has been launched by Scotland Yard into claims that
the Queen’s swans are being stolen in their hundreds by gangs of
asylum-seekers who are cooking and eating them.
The probe comes after a group of men were caught red-handed by police in
an east London park. The asylum seekers were barbecuing a duck and
officers found two dead swans, ready to be roasted, concealed in bags.
A police spokesman said today: We are appealing for information over the
disappearance of swans. There have been incidents of swans being killed,
and it appears to be the work of eastern European gangs.
It’s a classic of the genre — combining (a) the queen, (b) cute animals
(c) fear of immigrants. That covers all the bases except one. Oh, here
it is, bingo! —
it’s not entirely true:
Yesterday Scotland Yard stated: ‘There is no police report.’ While there is
concern fuelled by a drop in the swan population, the police spokeswoman added:
‘There appears to be a perception that this may be attributable to Eastern
Europeans. We stress we have no evidence of this.’
A police spokeswoman … added that, despite some efforts, they could not back
up published claims that asylum-seekers had been caught in east London
barbecuing a duck with dead swans concealed near by ‘ready to be roasted’.
Andy Fisher, head of the wildlife investigation unit, appeared equally baffled.
‘I don’t know where they have got that from – not the Metropolitan Police.’
It’s clearly silly season
time again.
Quick Iraq roundup: some photos from
Baghdad from Gee,
another Iraqi blogger (Gee not in the irish slang sense BTW!);
MI6 chief was the BBC’s source for ‘sexing-up’ allegations (Observer).
Also, Guantanamo Bay’s military tribunals are hitting the non-US news media
again, now that the death penalty has been raised as a possibility. These
Observer and Guardian
stories note, regarding the two British citizens who’ve been imprisoned
for 18 months (one for 12 months in Bagram airbase): ‘If this treatment
happened for an hour in a British police station, no evidence gathered
would be admissible’.
Next, A left-wing US soldier blogs
from Baghdad.
the iraqi’s who are working for the u.s….doing what ever task we throw
at them…are not to upset with us…some of them have family members in
the states and they hope that someday they will be able to join
them…they don’t hate america at all…and they are conscious enough of
what is really going on to make their own decisions…they think that we
really are trying to help…they are afraid of the ‘militants’ because
when ever the ‘militants’ show up and attack us in their neighborhoods we
end up destroying everything…many of the guys say that they chase the
‘militants’ out with any weapons they have…they are just trying to get
by…they fear that the ‘militants’ are using horrible tactics to enlist
more support…they are using our retaliation against us…for every
home…or car…or newsstand…or coffee shop we destroy trying to protect
ourselves another ‘freedom fighter’ is born…
He talks about Chomsky, links to Michael Moore — so of course, the
neo-con warbloggers reckon he doesn’t exist. ;)
Totally down with the new
pronunciation of RSS BTW. Waiting for the dust to settle. ho hum.
Finally, Fergus Cassidy, Sunday Tribune tech
journo, has a website. Good reading…
Patents: the SSLeay workaround
during this ongoing European software patents thing, I was reminded of a comment I heard a while back from a pro-patent guy.
He was around in the bad old days of SSLeay‘s patent woes. SSLeay, like many cryptographic products in the 80’s and 90’s before the RSA and other patents expired, was in a legal grey area due to patent issues. To quote the ‘Is This Legal?’ section of their FAQ:
Eventually, RSA relicensed their algorithms to be freely usable. Thankfully IDEA could be avoided by using alternative algorithms in the SSL transaction, so it wasn’t a biggie; most SSL users just switched it off. Finally, the RSA patent finally expired — so nowadays SSL is commonplace, and using SSL to protect security is a lot easier than it used to be.
Anyway, I’m diverging here… the relevance is this mail from Hartmut Pilch discussing the current euro-swpat proposal. He reckons even the SSLeay defense — saying ‘do not download this software in these countries unless you get these licenses’ — would not work with the current proposal: