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Month: August 2003

filtering Mailman’s admin queue with SpamAssassin

Several MailMan mailing lists I run have been really painful to admin, due to spam overload combined with Mailman’s pretty crappy ‘pending messages’ admin interface, which goes like this: scroll down to each message, select ‘discard’ radio button, scroll to next, select ‘discard’ radio button, repeat until wrists hurt.

Thankfully, waider has saved my lists from oblivion. this script, given the list URL and the admin password, will log in to the admin interface, get the list of pending messages in the queue, scan each one using Mail::SpamAssassin (of course ;), and ditch the spam.

It just cleaned out 182 spams from one list, leaving all of 7 valid requests in the queue. Beautiful!

Dublin: Stefan Geens posts an IrishBroadband success story. See, it really works!

SCO suggestion

Derek has an interesting suggestion for IBM:

Grab a controlling interest, tell the senior management to sod off, tell the employees to clear out their cubicles, and clear up any hint of IP confusion by selling to IBM for $1 all intellectual property, and then dissolve the corporation entirely with their 50.1% voting share.

IBM has to be careful not to actually buy the company, but strictly be a majority shareholder, making decisions that are in the majority of the shareholders’ interests, even if the other 49.9% of the shareholders vehemently oppose them. :-)

Golden parachutes for senior execs? Good luck getting them from that non-existent corporation, and since IBM never actually ‘bought’ the corporation, it’s not liable for any contracts/debts/etc. SCO may have incurred. It gets all the benefit of running SCO and none of the downside.

Gotta say, I like it. ;)

Drop bears and Subgenii

The fearsome Drop Bear is detailed in this forwarded snippet from the forteana list.:

Drop bears are often mistaken for koalas, and to all but a trained naturalist, the differences are minor. They have even been reported to imitate the sleepy demeanor of their genetic cousins, probably as a sort of behavioural camouflage, and roughly one third of all drop bear related fatalities occur when a well-meaning tourist tries to pose with one for a souvenir photograph.

More here. Thankfully I managed to avoid these creatures while camping through Victoria last year — only just about though.

In other news: a great SFWeekly feature on Hal Robins, aka. Dr. Howland Owll of the CotSG.

Date: Wed, 06 Aug 2003 07:42:52 +1000
From: Peter Darben (spam-protected)
To: Forteana List (spam-protected)
Subject: The secret is finally out

While ploughing through the rapidly growing pile of Dungeon/Polyhedron magzines on my desk I found this little gem

—– (for the d20 Modern Gaming System from Dungeon/Polyhedron June, 2003)

Drop Bear

Although the Australian government officially denies the drop bear’s existence, these bloodthirsty relatives of the peaceful koala are the bane of Australia’s parks and forests. Named for their preferred of attack – hurtling down from the shelter of trees onto the heads of unsuspecting prey

  • drop bears are responsible for dozens of deaths each year, and the number

climbs with each passing year.

Drop bears are often mistaken for koalas, and to all but a trained naturalist, the differences are minor. They have even been reported to imitate the sleepy demeanor of their genetic cousins, probably as a sort of behavioural camouflage, and roughly one third of all drop bear related fatalities occur when a well-meaning tourist tries to pose with one for a souvenir photograph.

The internal government conspiracy to disavow the existence of drop bears relates to Australia’s recent tourism marketing. They certainly can’t sell visitors on the idea of coming to Australia if the visitors knew they were going to be savaged by vicious wild animals masquerading at cuddly koalas. Though the Australians themselves are aware that certain chemical repellents such as Aeroguard are effective in discouraging drop bear attacks, forestry service rangers are forbidden by law from explaining exactly why they so heartily recommend it. But as the drop bears’ natural food source, rabbits, are gradually reduced in population, it is only a matter of time before the drop bears turn to more plentiful prey : man.

[nerdish gaming stats omitted]

—–

peter

SCO, etc., etc. (fwd)

Someday, Ben will set us up the blog, and there will be much rejoicing. In the meantime, I can only quote this one in full, as he hits it on the head:

OK, I know you find this the most boring thing ever and would prefer to find new ways of air-conditioning your chipsets, but, come on! The human drama is nigh Shakespearean.

This guy is pretty good:

http://radio.weblogs.com/0120124/

But, really, RHAT’s filing stands alone. It’s a thing of beauty, as 27-page legal filings go. They give them both barrels; failing business, FUD, insider stock dumping …

http://lwn.net/images/ns/rh-complaint.pdf

ben

Trustic is down

Trustic: ‘We regret to inform you that we are no longer taking registrations and will soon be closing the service. We have determined that the system as it currently is designed will not achieve the level of accuracy that we require, and an inaccurate system is worse than no system.’

‘The DNS blocklist will remain for a couple of weeks, but it has been configured to never return a match. Please reconfigure your mail servers to not query the blocklist.’

That’s a shame…

P2P and open proxies

Joe St. Sauver’s excellent presentation on open proxies has been updated. Interesting snippet: Morpheus 3.2 — the filesharing app — is shipping with proxy support. P2P Networks Try to Throw RIAA Off Their Trail (AtNewYork.com):

Morpheus will offer its users the option of connecting to its network via a public proxy server (define). A proxy server acts as an intermediary between two Internet users so that one user does not know the identity of the other. Morpheus won’t be hosting the proxy servers but will instead direct users to a ‘worldwide network’ of public proxies.

iMesh apparently may also include this support, too, in an upcoming version.

press! and a whole load of quickies

Wired: Finding Bad Spam Delights Geeks:

When freelance Web developer Joe Stump first installed the e-mail filtering program SpamAssassin, he and a friend started a competition. Each day, the two would look through their junk e-mail and try to find the missive that SpamAssassin had assigned the highest score.

‘It was always a little contest between the two of us,’ says Stump. ‘We were always trying to tweak and modify the settings to get it just right. I finally won the contest when I got a spam with a score of 43.’

The points system has really been popular — as Joe Stump says — ‘geeks love numbers’. Screengrabs of the SpamAssassin website on Sky News, ABC, and now this! (thanks to Tim Schutte for the pointer.)

Linux: Wonder what the Ximian guys are blogging about? Ha ha, very funny.

Mark Pilgrim: How to install Windows in 5 hours or less.

Tim O’Reilly on parallels between OSS and the mainframe days. ‘We so often trace our antecedents back simply to the Unix heritage, or the Lisp hacker heritage. But when I’ve talked to IBM old-timers, they make clear just how many of the social dynamics and collaborative software development paradigms of the early mainframe era resemble the open source tradition.’ Interesting…

Humour: Chris recently set us up the blog — and kicks it off with this SCO 419 parody: ‘I AM MR. DARL MCBRIDE CURRENTLY SERVING AS THE PRESIDENT AND CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER OF THE SCO GROUP, FORMERLY KNOWN AS CALDERA SYSTEMS INTERNATIONAL, IN LINDON, UTAH, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I KNOW THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOUR BECAUSE WE HAVE HAD NO PREVIOUS COMMUNICATIONS OR BUSINESS DEALINGS BEFORE NOW.’ On the roll!

C64 demos

ah, Donncha reminisces about the Commodore 64 demo scene.

I was involved too, around 1987, coding demos as ‘Mantis’ for XS — a pretty little known group. I wrote 2 really great demos, Rhaphanadosis, and another name I can’t quite remember ;), but they don’t seemed to have survived, which is a shame…

Excellent hoaxing lads

So it seems that P45.net were behind some classic hoaxes in the Irish media recently, including the Monaghan-Iraq story:

The New York Monaghan Association has issued a strong statement of support for the US military campaign against Iraq. This is despite being unable to carry their usual banner in the New York St Patricks Day Parade because of similarities between an outline map of Monaghan and Iraq.

Busaras comes clean, and Daev kindly remembers to provide 1 page that links to ’em all ;)